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Old 1st Feb 2022, 09:01
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So...what part of Stockholm are you from?
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Did you try the Tim Tams? I did, but I feel it's only right to be loyal to the Penguin.
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It's of paramount priority, that I apologise, and say sorry, as I'm sure I've screwed up something.


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Did you just drive through my rhubarb patch?
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"What reindeer? Are you dreaming?"
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Old 1st Feb 2022, 11:12
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Errrr, are you allowed to do that in here?
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Trucks by Airbus

RETARD, RETARD, RETARD

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Did you say strap in or strap on?
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Old 1st Feb 2022, 11:40
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How long are we going to sit here for?
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Perhaps we shouldn't have had all those beers during lunch break, but we do it all the time back in No 10.
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Okay, the border queues are not ideal. But think how much you've saved on your barber bills.
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Old 1st Feb 2022, 12:30
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President Putin on the phone?? Dammit I knew I had something else to do, but a photo op, never miss one
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Driver: “Sorry, Mr. Hanson, I wasn’t there anyway.”
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This was just after the Driver confided to the PM That he is the secret live child of Jeremy Corbyn, has incurable cancer having been refused treatment due to Covid, his wife died on her own in her care home, as he headed at top speed towards the 300 foot drop over the Clifton Bridge. ...
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....and his line managers have been sexually assaulting his daughter ...
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So if you pull up around the back, we will slip the kegs in through the garden, no one will notice.
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The driver is distraught when the examiner fails his driving test due to a untidy vehicle. .
Clean Car clean Mind was the comment used...
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I'd offer you a Yorkie Bar, but the BBC would think its a party.........
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That look when one realizes that one has "followed through".

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I see we've got cockpit visibility sorted.
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