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Old 9th Oct 2021, 20:52
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Oh no ...not again.... Don't worry last time is was a C-130....
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 20:55
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.Airport security are accused of just implementing a stupid Airfield Exclusion zone ... I mean what are the chances of a plane crash? ..eh Hoskins...Hoskins....Oh ****....wait for meeee
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 22:41
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Uber's trials of autonomous cars delivering passengers to unmanned aircraft...sorry, Air Systems, still had a few bugs.
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Old 10th Oct 2021, 06:42
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I don't care who was at fault, we're both Truckers....well that's what I thought he said
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Old 10th Oct 2021, 06:44
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Ground transport vehicle meets Air mobility device...
You mean a Crash...
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Old 10th Oct 2021, 06:48
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Could be worse places to stall.....like on a train level crossing
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Old 10th Oct 2021, 08:02
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Oh thank God! It wasn't the Honey cart!
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Old 10th Oct 2021, 08:53
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“Hey Bob, that was a lucky escape, but be careful it looks like you’ve got some fuel down the back of your trousers”

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”…That’s not fuel”
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Old 10th Oct 2021, 09:53
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"Any landing you can walk away from..."
"That's for the folk on the plane, RUN YOU IDIOT."

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Old 10th Oct 2021, 09:56
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Chevvy... when you've got a plane to catch...
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Old 10th Oct 2021, 11:16
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Why on earth did you assign Hoskins to drive?
You said to send a truck with an empty head.
Bed. Empty bed.
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Old 10th Oct 2021, 11:20
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Another reason drug dealers should not sample the merchandise!
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Old 10th Oct 2021, 11:48
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Now Hoskins, which of the Reno Air Race rules did you forget?

Er, lemmesee... fly low, check, fly fast, check, turn left, bugger!

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Old 10th Oct 2021, 14:47
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$50 says you can't roll it.
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Old 10th Oct 2021, 15:51
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In Hawaii the USS Connecticut CO, XO and OOD get their new job....same happens ....
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Old 10th Oct 2021, 19:19
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Well, the truck did have a badge with "KIA" on the bonnet!
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Old 10th Oct 2021, 20:37
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Having run out of altitude and ideas simultaneously, Hoskins attempts the seldom-seen and under-appreciated ground level LomcovŠk.

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Ryanairs new fly drive was not deemed a success
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Your Ubers arrived.
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Old 10th Oct 2021, 21:00
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And that’s why you shouldn’t mix a cross ply with a radial.
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