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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 13th Jan 2022, 07:59
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MoD Official ; "Damn! We've missed the opportunity to re-equip the Red Arrows. Amazon only have 2 left at 24.99."
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Old 13th Jan 2022, 09:00
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We don't quite know what to call it: this one doesn't exactly spit fire!
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Old 13th Jan 2022, 09:17
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A big firke orf watch is so yesterday..
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Old 13th Jan 2022, 14:33
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Nice outfit , but be careful
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Old 13th Jan 2022, 14:43
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Having seen Under Siege 1992 the Generals thought this would be a nice touch comming out the Great Leaders Birthday Cake.
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Old 13th Jan 2022, 16:55
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Some excellent replies but...
Runner-up Wenslydale with:-
"What to wear to a Red Zeppelin concert"

But the Winner is ORAC with:-
"Overall the aircraft costume only earned a distinguished mention, but the flaps were awarded best in class"

CST inflated and soaring its way to you.
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Old 13th Jan 2022, 20:03
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Old 13th Jan 2022, 20:19
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Inflatable red aircraft tries to take off without its pilot visible
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Old 13th Jan 2022, 20:24
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New USN Drone Tanker catches fire during take-off.
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Old 13th Jan 2022, 20:34
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The quarantine anti-mosquito spraying was taken seriously.
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Old 13th Jan 2022, 20:43
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Captain on the Bridge..
Last time we did this was with a white E Type.
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Old 13th Jan 2022, 20:45
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I say chaps, Skipper's looking for his skateboard. Has anyone seen it?
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Old 13th Jan 2022, 20:46
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Captain, you do know if this is successful we're all redundant...

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Old 13th Jan 2022, 20:48
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Smoke on the water, dah dah dah, dah, dah, dah dah,
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Old 13th Jan 2022, 20:50
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Little known safety feature on the USN's CVN carriers. If the reactor SCRAMS it self ejects ....
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Old 13th Jan 2022, 21:17
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Prince Andrew gets VIP transport to the USA.
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Old 13th Jan 2022, 22:08
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The new wind-over-deck indicator was effective, but somewhat impractical.
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Old 13th Jan 2022, 23:59
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After the visit to Rio, the ship's doctor demands to inspect the crew's missiles. . . and soon wishes he'd stuck with medical terms.
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Old 14th Jan 2022, 01:47
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Damn, premature Chemtrail release….. we must obey…. We must obey….
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Old 14th Jan 2022, 01:52
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Well Sir, best guess, it’s either misfired or we’ve got a fecking new Pope.
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