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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 15th Apr 2022, 16:07
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"You wait till I get my hands on the guy who made off with the uckers board."
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Old 16th Apr 2022, 08:08
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Pensive guy...
Keep going lads I can relay to you the Guinness* Book of World Records have confirmed this is ( pause ) ..3 -2 - 1 NOW the longest EVER card game..
* other dark stout alcoholic drinks are available
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Old 16th Apr 2022, 11:59
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Lots of good captions. I'll declare a winner tomorrow morning.
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Old 16th Apr 2022, 18:02
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This is getting boring. Let's challenge 301 to a game of 52 pickup.
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Old 16th Apr 2022, 19:13
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What's the time?
Why??
I'm dying for a drink and the doc said I'm not to have any till after noon...
Well it's only 08.00 at the moment, just set your phone to Baghdad time , then your covered.
Great..

Oh sorry that was a caption in anticipation of the next picture..
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Old 17th Apr 2022, 09:46
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Runner up goes to:
Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
Maintenance strip poker. Loser does the major service and puts it all back together.
But the winner is:

Originally Posted by NutLoose
This beats throwing all the house keys into the hat, Ok, first off.. we are playing for a night with Pete's wife...
Pete's wife?...... I fold
Me too, I fold..
I fold too.....
Pete, you can't fold, she is your wife!

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Over to you NutLoose
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Old 17th Apr 2022, 15:38
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Thanks

Ok try this




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Old 17th Apr 2022, 16:10
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While the two older gentlemen argue the merits of Shakespeare vs. Marlowe, the younger gentleman on the far right does his prize-winning imitation of Mr. Bean.

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Putin dips deep into his Retired Reserve Forces to augment his forces involved in Ukraine.
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Loyal troops wrap a blanket over the sole survivor from the Moskva.
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Old 17th Apr 2022, 17:07
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Mainwaring: Now listen here men, Private Walker has come up with a very good idea. He's got access to the Russian black market and can buy a lot of their weapons for us to use against them and he's prepared to get them for us at cost... has anyone got five shillings?

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Private Pikevsky practices his warry face.
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Old 17th Apr 2022, 17:20
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Sir, have you got a pip on your shoulder?? Sorry I meant Chip
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Old 17th Apr 2022, 17:21
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The Covid Army of NHS Volunteers celebrate their 50th anniversary

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Jonesy gets all excited when shown a picture of Olga with her AK47 from a couple of captions ago

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The Original Honour Guard in the plans for London Bridge Down are finally tasked to perform
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Pvt Fraser reads the news and decides to invest in some more coffin handles.


*apologies for poor taste.
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The ' Extra' in the background struggles to remember his one line in 7 series, and blows his big moment
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Pvt Sponge (in background) wonders how long before he gets another speaking part with associated cash bonus.


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The Team Building Easter Egg hunt does not go quite according to plan...
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