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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 3rd Jan 2022, 08:09
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Liz pondered how she would persuade the FCDO Permanent Secretary that spending 25K on a “headscarf with matching accessories” at the Thatcher Memorabilia Charity Auction was a justifiable expense….
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Old 3rd Jan 2022, 10:43
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What, no hi-viz vest! The army needs to catch up with the rest of British industry, therefore I shall report this.
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Old 3rd Jan 2022, 11:38
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Hurry up and replace the road wheels! This is getting heavy.
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Old 3rd Jan 2022, 14:26
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What do you think? I bought it on my parliamentary expenses to level my drive.
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Old 3rd Jan 2022, 15:40
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It doesn’t appear to be listed under the congestion charges so I bought it to commute around London and take the kids to school..
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Old 3rd Jan 2022, 15:41
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Background Music ... # Tanks for the mammaries ...
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Old 3rd Jan 2022, 18:48
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Man Utd Manager asked his chauffeur for protection on the way home
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Old 3rd Jan 2022, 23:07
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Oooooh! This is even better than my spin drier!
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Old 4th Jan 2022, 16:28
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Normally we let the driver out the car before we drive over it ma'am
....and so the Conservative Leadership Battle started
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Old 4th Jan 2022, 16:30
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Abbie, the current Top Gear Test Driver, is not impressed with the boys latest modification. .
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Old 4th Jan 2022, 16:33
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Liz. ..Captain why is the target getting smaller? ?
Capt...That's another one of ours, Your facing the wrong way.. ( Great Gunner she would make )
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Old 4th Jan 2022, 18:25
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Oooooooh! Ooooh! Your driver's very good at multi-tasking isn't he?
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Old 4th Jan 2022, 19:19
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Wait until we get to the rumble strips , you are in for a treat .
Goes from moist to monsoon in about three seconds in here and that is just the fellas
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Old 5th Jan 2022, 01:11
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Why do I need to wear a helmet, I thought this thing had hair suspension
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Old 5th Jan 2022, 05:52
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The last thing Hoskins remembers, was that he mentioned the Battle of the Bulge....
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Old 5th Jan 2022, 08:29
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....a natural step up to command the QNLZ
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Old 5th Jan 2022, 08:53
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Live Scenes as Virginia Giuffre, previously Roberts, arrives at court in her battle against Prince Andrew

OMAA
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Old 5th Jan 2022, 10:23
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Right I think it time to let Liz go and get on with her job, as she's got a meeting with the cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Runner up is OMAA with
“Once the cameras go home I have to go home an cook my husbands tea”
And the winner is Fitliker with
Wait until we get to the rumble strips , you are in for a treat .
Goes from moist to monsoon in about three seconds in here and that is just the fellas
(A phenomenon all to familiar to those of us who commuted by truck from the Rangatira to Stanley airfield circa 82/83).

Over to you Fitliker.
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Old 5th Jan 2022, 10:56
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I quite liked the hair suspension one as well .

Open house ?
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Old 6th Jan 2022, 06:30
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Normally the honour falls to the runner up so where are you OMAA?
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