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“Are you wearing a mask?”
”No, Ma’am, it’s just the Botox treatment.”
”No, Ma’am, it’s just the Botox treatment.”
Marm, we were going to get that chair reupholstered, and we had some fabric sent up to do so, but it seems to have gone missing. You haven't seen it have yo........
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Last orders, scoring today so a new one can be up for the weekend.
Ma'am, we have had the Prime Minister on the phone, asking does the Palace have any recommendations for contractors to re furbished the residential flat in 10 Downing Street...
Oh yes, give him the number of O'Rilley. I understand he did a wonderfull job at Fawltey Towers ...
Oh yes, give him the number of O'Rilley. I understand he did a wonderfull job at Fawltey Towers ...
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"One would like it recovered in ... umm ... chintz."
"Bless you, Ma'am."
"Bless you, Ma'am."
Once One threads these flowers through One's hair, One will be damn near invisible in the south garden.
Well I for one will not be watching the ' Duel in the Desert " I have had enough watching grown men racing round in circles, crashing into each other. I know it was Philips favourite pastime but one must move on...
It appears the Royal Food Taster has come down with something nasty and contagious so we have had to close the Royal Kitchen, so what would you like for dinner, Big Mac and fries or KFC...
( other fast food outlets are available on Deliveroo )
( other food delivery services are available )
( other fast food outlets are available on Deliveroo )
( other food delivery services are available )
It appears we have been approached by CH5 they would like to do a documentary on your ' Care in the Community ' experiences. However to make it show it warts and all they would like you to move into a sub standard council estate care home...and 400 tenants from Toxteth get to live in the Palace...
Ma'am, I understand you have lost all confidence in your Prime Minister and unless the Conservative party replace him you will call a election ... As your parting gift to the Country we feel this will get you a gig with Andrew Marr and Kay Burley..
Unfortunately Ma'am, according to Government Guidelines you have to work from home....now which house do you want to nominate as your home??
( Ps hope Nutty is alright 😁
( Ps hope Nutty is alright 😁