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Old 30th Nov 2021, 06:42
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Mrs Hoskins is glad her husband has taken his hobby outside and she had got her front room back
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 08:45
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No Phil, even We Buy Any Car Dot Com might baulk at this one

( other Internet based car purchase companies are available )
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 10:01
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I think my 20 a day habit is the least of my worries.


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Old 30th Nov 2021, 11:44
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OK, getting a bit repetitive, so results.

Third place: Big Pistons Forever.

“The designer was a big believer in Fighter Airplane basics - You can never have an engine or a gun that's too big....”

Second place: Ninthace

If Carlsberg made Lightnings….”

First place: SLXOwft

Back to the drawing board for the M7 Aerospace's proposed A-10D after blowback from the uprated cannon causes 'minor airframe integrity issues' during ground testing.”

Over to you….
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 16:41
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Still recovering from the shock. Let me know if this has been used before.



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Old 30th Nov 2021, 17:17
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When Putin offered NATO the option of settling differences over Ukraine using Blackjack, there was a problem in translation….
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 17:26
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Ernst Pottawenis, the famous Albanian test pilot, discovers he bears a certain resemblance to a minor Russian celebrity. This will not be Wrekin my career he declares.

(Gliding in-joke, you had to be there: vide Ernst Pottawenis Memorial Trophy)
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 17:41
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What happens if I press this?

The rest of the world will heave a large sigh of relief, Vladimir Vladimirovich...
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 18:09
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If you want something done right , you should do it yourself !
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 18:21
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Well , Mr.Bond the Ejection seats on this kite go down through the floor , so keep your feet off the dash .
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 18:26
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Putin sits in cockpit, Western leaders bomb.
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 18:36
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“Is Simples”, said Sergei the Meerkat off-camera.
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 18:41
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Err, Sir … do you have PPL, IR, ATPL or what? These Moscow Dynamo players are valuable National assets!
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 18:44
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“Yes, Sir, your in-flight rations are in that blue bag that usually contains the engine intake covers … <cough>“
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 18:47
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“Due to Covid distancing rules, you will have to fly solo. Good luck, Comrade.”
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 18:50
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“And the heading for Kiev is … ?”
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 19:07
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But I cannot see out…

No problem, pull the handle between your legs to raise the seat.
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 19:15
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Da, ve copied this part from zer intercom boxes ve saw in zer RAF in zer 70’s
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 19:17
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Well if Cap Kirk can survive a trip into space at his age....why not me?
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 19:18
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Some people say I have a passing resemblance to President Putin,.... said Prince Charles
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