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We don’t care where you take it, just get the bloody thing off our cricket pitch.
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Does this look like a bloody airfield, you want the third island down.
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That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for a shortarse like you.
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Ppwwwaaaaarppppp….. ahhh that’s better.
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You’re flying as the CO’s wingman, where in that conversation did he ever mention the word cockpit to you?
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Before you step down we need to see your COVID passport.
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I told you the walkway was still wet.
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Hey Bert, it looks like we have a survivor from the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot,
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Hey Bert, stop scratching your crabs and come over here and watch this crab trying to get in.
"(uuugh...urrrgh..)Do you guys wanna stop standing around and help me push this back?"
(Guys standing around): ...and we are relying on THIS pilot to protect us.....
(Guys standing around): ...and we are relying on THIS pilot to protect us.....
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Sorry mate but you can’t stay, with the COVID restrictions anyone with a known carrier connection is barred from entry.
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No Sir, this is the natural colour one goes when out in the sun, you must be thinking of Donald Trump, he is an unnatural orange.
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