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Old 23rd Sep 2021, 23:35
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We don’t care where you take it, just get the bloody thing off our cricket pitch.
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Old 23rd Sep 2021, 23:41
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Does this look like a bloody airfield, you want the third island down.
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Old 23rd Sep 2021, 23:44
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That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for a shortarse like you.
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Old 23rd Sep 2021, 23:48
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Ppwwwaaaaarppppp….. ahhh that’s better.
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Old 23rd Sep 2021, 23:50
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You’re flying as the CO’s wingman, where in that conversation did he ever mention the word cockpit to you?
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Old 23rd Sep 2021, 23:53
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Before you step down we need to see your COVID passport.
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 01:57
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I told you not to step there. Now look what you've done to the wing.
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 02:43
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I told you the walkway was still wet.
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 02:48
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Hey Bert, it looks like we have a survivor from the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot,
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 02:49
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Hey Bert, stop scratching your crabs and come over here and watch this crab trying to get in.
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 03:10
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"(uuugh...urrrgh..)Do you guys wanna stop standing around and help me push this back?"
(Guys standing around): ...and we are relying on THIS pilot to protect us.....
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 07:30
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The latest Duxford display of the War in the Pacific takes a liberty with bronzed groundcrew
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 07:35
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At Tracy Island the selection process for the Pilot of Thunderbird 1 switches to thinking outside the box...
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 07:37
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Dunno why we are fighting and dying over these small insignificant Pacific Islands, in 50 years time with Global Warming they will all be under water anyhow.
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 07:39
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Hey Sideshow, see these palm trees? Nice looking ar'nt try,
Thinks...gives me an idea for me haircut...
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 07:44
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"Corsair?"

"No mate - I use a conditioner".
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 07:46
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Stop winging Bruce, you could have been sent to fly off carriers, on the North Cape run.
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 08:41
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Sorry mate but you can’t stay, with the COVID restrictions anyone with a known carrier connection is barred from entry.
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 09:58
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No Sir, this is the natural colour one goes when out in the sun, you must be thinking of Donald Trump, he is an unnatural orange.
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