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Old 14th Dec 2021, 16:30
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Just like a rollin' stone
I'm outside lookin' in
But if your chance came would you take it
Where on earth do I begin
I'm Andy fly me...
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Old 14th Dec 2021, 20:26
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"You say this one is 16 years old? Nah, get me a younger one!"
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Old 14th Dec 2021, 20:53
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Wow! THIS air vent really dries ones sweaty armpits quickly!
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Old 14th Dec 2021, 21:53
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'There's only one seat in this, so you'll have to sit on my lap.'
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Old 15th Dec 2021, 00:36
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The grand old Duke of York,
He had 10,000 men,
He marched them up to the top of the hill,
And then he had them again.
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Old 15th Dec 2021, 06:19
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Normally when one has a successful ' kill ' in tbe military one paints a picture of what one has ' killed '
Andrew paints 4 poster beds...
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Old 15th Dec 2021, 06:21
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Christmas best seller, ' I was Andrews room mate during The Falklands War '
Lt Cdr Ward.....
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Old 15th Dec 2021, 06:25
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After what his father did with a 146, it is no wonder DofY was never tasked with flying HMTQ....
and that's one of the reasons for the Queens long and glorious reign.
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Old 15th Dec 2021, 07:05
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I am afraid that the MOD has decided that the title Duke has been deemed sexist, and so you will now be known as a 'His Knob'.
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Old 15th Dec 2021, 09:35
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Would you like to pull on my collective young lady?
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Old 15th Dec 2021, 09:51
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HRH dissapointed on getting his mount at the AAC historic flight.....he was hoping for a Beaver!
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Old 15th Dec 2021, 15:14
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Harry always fancied the idea of an American Actress like his Uncle Andrew , and look how that ended up as well....
( Koo Stark ref to, not Fergie...)
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Old 15th Dec 2021, 15:16
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Now where exactly did Sarah Ferguson get the idea for Budgie....



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Old 15th Dec 2021, 16:56
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Lynx? I'm a Brut 33 man, just like Buster..
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Old 15th Dec 2021, 20:23
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I can see the problem, my aircrafts over there...
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Old 15th Dec 2021, 20:24
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Never could understand why a big strong Pilot could be so scared of a teeny weeny mouse
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Old 15th Dec 2021, 20:43
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Hi, nice to meet you, i’m the Duke of Por….errr York
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Old 15th Dec 2021, 20:50
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Any, er, flying positions at Bristow? One's Royal Duties are somewhat, er, screwed...
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Old 15th Dec 2021, 21:03
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'I'm Randy.......sorry Andy, welcome aboard.'
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Old 16th Dec 2021, 06:17
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Hi your Highness, it's the 3rd you forgot you were to be married yesterday,
Was I?, never mind, Miss Piggy will understand..
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