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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 07:14
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Make sure you don't put your dress on back to front afterwards
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 07:16
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Golly, isn't it WARM in here...
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 07:18
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Co Pilot went for a toilet break and was replaced by the Senior Cabin Attendant. "...and don't hurry back " said the captain
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 07:19
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This reminds me of Linton on Ouse where the navigation "simulator" was known as the Type Instrument Trainer, or TIT. Unfortunately, one edition of the Station telephone directory contained a misprint, and the phone number of the trainer was incorrectly given. This led to the situation where a student rang the number but stupidly asked the woman from WAAF Admin on the other end of the phone if he could book one of her TITs for the afternoon. Soon afterwards, the equipment was renamed the Jet Provost Instrument Trainer or JPIT.
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 07:21
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In reply to the ' Dad's Car ' thread Sharon (aged 28 ) explained she still sat on her dad's lap while steering.
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 07:23
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The real meaning of " Trotters Independent Traders "

Sorry for the thread drift
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 07:26
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PAIN PAN PAN, Need to divert, Windscreen demister cant handle the load..
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 08:42
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale
This reminds me of Linton on Ouse where the navigation "simulator" was known as the Type Instrument Trainer, or TIT. Unfortunately, one edition of the Station telephone directory contained a misprint, and the phone number of the trainer was incorrectly given. This led to the situation where a student rang the number but stupidly asked the woman from WAAF Admin on the other end of the phone if he could book one of her TITs for the afternoon. Soon afterwards, the equipment was renamed the Jet Provost Instrument Trainer or JPIT.
[more drift] When my part of Carillion was still Tarmac, I visited the IT support team one afternoon; somebody told me they had just had a meeting and were renaming the section Tarmac IT Services. Like an idiot, I opened my mouth and said, "oh, so you'll be TITS then?". Change of plan, shame...
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 10:14
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Good morning Miss, my nickname's Winkle, they call me that because of my diminutive stature, I notice the crew calling you Limpet, is there any reason behind that one?
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 10:37
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"So, Captain, you expect me to believe it was the FIRE EXTINGUISHER that discharged itself in your lap?"
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 11:12
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I know you're the pilot monitoring, but do you have to stare?
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Oh look, all those spotters have fainted.



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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 11:19
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Well Captain, you may be great at flying by the seat of your pants, but I'm absolutely stunning at flying bareback.

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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 11:20
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Sorry did you say strap in or strap on Captain?
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 11:29
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"So tell me, why do they call you Dimples?"
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 11:53
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CAA Top Neddy: "We found this was this best way to deter laser attacks - the perps are so distracted they forget to fire..."

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It's the new Un-bra-er from Brazil.
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 13:08
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Oh Captain you are a fully trained Masseuse, the things you know. Last time you told me your a Beaver Watcher.
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 13:15
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Ah First Officer, you really do need to improve your bluffing face when playing Strip Poker.
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At halfway through QF9 boredom sets in.
Capt...I spy with my little eye a pair of T's
FO....Trees? Sir but we're at 40000' boy you have good eyesight.
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