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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 24th Mar 2021, 13:08
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Putin thinking; "This reminds me of Gorky Park"
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 13:10
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Thinks: If I steal his hat, would it be better to have him shot or sent to Siberia.....?
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 13:30
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Now I remember you! From school - you gave me a wedgie in front of all the girls and made me squeal! Well comrade, revenge is a dish best served cold...
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 14:06
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Putin checks which Generals don't know the National Anthem. Well that's his story as he has forgotten the words himself.
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Putin...Yes Captain Remus, your mission is to slip through their Sosus nets, lay off their major cities and conduct missile drills while listening to their rock and roll.
Remus thinks....should I tell him I'm defecting or just send a letter...
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 14:16
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Putin....Damm unseasonable weather for Early May. Still keeps the American Satellites seeing our new weapons.
General.....Clot does not see CNN or Fox news cameras over there.
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 14:39
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"I hope you're not shivering, General. I advise you to remember that the Russian winter has defended the Motherland more successfully than the Russian Army ever has."
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 14:50
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If he breaks wind once more, he's going to lose more than his Head and Shoulders..
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 15:21
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Putin looks to the hard Left.
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 16:17
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I believe that guy has a keen enthusiasm for English ecclesiastical structures... might have a task for him.
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 16:31
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General, Who stole the roof off this Railway Carriage?.
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Who stole the roof off this Church?

answer to both questions, Del Boy...
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 16:34
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Putin....I am upper class, and I look down on him.
1st General...I am a 4* General I look up to him, but down on him.
2nd General....I know my place
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 16:35
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He didn't vote for me in the last election. A little something in his vodka later I think...
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 16:36
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Russian scientists finally reveal the Covid-19 Virus..
It's your Dandruff Comrade
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 16:37
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Our elections are secret, wink wink.
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 18:59
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As usual, I'm surrounded by snowflakes. And the weather's crappy too.
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 19:29
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Someone isn't using Amplex



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Old 25th Mar 2021, 07:35
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Putin and the general glancing left, both thinking: "Oh God it's that бля woman from Scotland again after more tips for eliminating opponents..."
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Old 25th Mar 2021, 07:45
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General looking front and centre thinks, " Do I comment he is not flying the Red Banner from the Kremlin? "
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Vlad thinks: "What is all this sh!t? I ordered cull of pigeons weeks ago!"
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