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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 30th May 2022, 12:09
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Typical, you wait an age for a paperboy and four turn up at once.
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Old 30th May 2022, 16:08
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The head of the Indian Air Force FINALLY realised that a multitude of colours was a good idea for camouflage. No matter where they looked the VSO was stumped
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Old 30th May 2022, 16:11
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No no the rest of us are " walk up " you'll never get through McDonalds Drive Through with THAT...
( other fast food restaurants are available..)
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Old 30th May 2022, 16:20
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...and finally before i head out to the local pub for a pint at 1952 price at 6d ... hope they have change of a shilling...
The Captain was ever so glad the First Officer was Pilot Flying...especially as she was in the bunk seat with the Loadie...
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Old 30th May 2022, 18:54
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Time to call this one and the winner is Chu Chu with[

]Very clever, Hoskins. But that wasn’t what I meant by HALO mission.

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Old 30th May 2022, 22:14
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Thank you very much, Dan Gerous.

Let's see how this one flies:


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Old 30th May 2022, 22:41
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As the Pope said, "You and your mate and your barbecue, get out."
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Old 30th May 2022, 23:56
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Producers Bill and Ben and the Tin Flower Pot Dictator on the set of their new movie "Little Weird"...
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Old 31st May 2022, 00:04
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K-Pop sensations Prink Froid at work on a video for their new album "The DPRK Side of the Loon"...
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Old 31st May 2022, 00:21
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I look like Tom Clues? who the fluck is Tom Clues..
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Old 31st May 2022, 00:22
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Go on pull it, I dare you…
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Old 31st May 2022, 00:25
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Dear Wecruits, welcome to the North Korwean army, I just have a few words of Welcome….

Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
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Old 31st May 2022, 00:30
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I have just got off the phwone with my fweind Vladimir, which one of you fluckers sold him dodgy tyres for his twucks?
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Old 31st May 2022, 00:34
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You know me, I no point fingure at anywon, I use mortar fire to point out twaitors.
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Old 31st May 2022, 02:06
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"Opa Gangnam style!"
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Old 31st May 2022, 05:18
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Who said "the jacket fitted the cow better"? Come on... I'm waiting...
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Old 31st May 2022, 05:20
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My new persona? Think Kenneth Mars in "Young Frankenstein"...
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Old 31st May 2022, 05:25
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My staff's new hats make them look like Inspector Clouseau... I want brims like dustbin lids. I want peaks like ski jumps. Now!
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Old 31st May 2022, 06:28
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General Bendover, now medical students watch this..
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Old 31st May 2022, 06:29
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Right, who eat my little trained Robin ..
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