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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 22nd Mar 2021, 14:59
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 18:25
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Yes Prime Minister, I answered the call for Vaccine Volunteers, I am really a Vet, I specialise in putting down rabid dogs. Now where's my glasses?
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 18:30
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Why do they call you the Black Widow?
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 18:32
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Now I have attached the blood pressure monitor, Prime Minister, I can tell you that Ms Sturgeon did not break the Ministerial code. WHOO never seen 210 over 95 its a World Record.
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 18:33
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There, there, you’ll be able to go back and show your chums your war wounds.
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 18:37
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Don’t worry Prime Minister it’s just a dose of Sodium Pentothal, now tell me the truth, how much can the Government really pay us nurses during the current pay negotiations.
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 19:21
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Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
15 Dollars, love you long time, plus booking fee, and additional fee for baggage.


Joker is laughing at that one!
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 19:25
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Originally Posted by treadigraph
Thank you Cynicalint, very kind, that's knocked me right off kilter!

I think this may be topical still - I had thought of using a similar image of David Cameron but I wasn't sure anyone would remember who he is...

Stop trying to shake my hand! Didn't you learn that from last time you were here?
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 19:57
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OK, time to end this quickie – you’ll get another shot at it in 12 weeks’ time…

Also rans…

Nutty:

Don’t worry Prime Minister it’s just a dose of Sodium Pentothal, now tell me the truth, how much can the Government really pay us nurses during the current pay negotiations.


Nurse Shipman... Now where have I heard that name before?
Kilty:

Yes that's your Rabies jab Prime Minister, now can I suggest you get rid of your Rottweiler Cummings Before he bites you in the arse again.
Dan Gerous:

Thanks for putting that sign up nurse. Then again having Methadone injections probably isn't a resigning matter these days.
C52:

Stay there a sec and I'll just comb your hair for you as well.
In third place:

Buster:

Okay, that’s the last of your shots, you can go to Liverpool now.
Second:

Chu Chu:

Sorry about that. But if it was my arm you wanted me to expose, why did you call "Johnson"?
But this round’s winner is…

Longhitter:

There, all done! And I won't tell anybody that this was actually the large dose of antibiotics required after your VD check.
Congrats, as long as the EU don’t try and demand it be sent to Brussels, I’ll have the CST to you by refrigerated truck in a jiffy…
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 20:47
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Well, since it's not (shell)fish, chilled meat or any other agricultural produce it arrived with no border delays...

Truly honored!

Spring has arrived, so here's something to get the eyes bright and the tail bushy:



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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 21:21
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And then the whole thing went tits up!

- Ed
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 21:29
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There was a very long pause until the chaps remembered they were supposed to be writing captions...
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 21:41
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Ooh Mr pilot, are you sure this non-contact mammogram camera actually works?
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 21:49
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Cupid Stunt's first day as an airline pilot: "...and then all my clothes fell off!"

It was all in the best possible taste...
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 21:51
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So this ram's horn yoke thingy is there restrain my assets from rising under negative G?
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 22:05
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I'm just checking if I have to carry out the HASSELL checks first....
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 22:24
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MASTER CAUTION BIRD STRIKE.
That's NOT the reset button.
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 22:25
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Miss Stupid did not understand the nurses instruction to roll up your sleeve
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 22:28
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Captain, are you sure it's my turn to go through the cabin and reassure the passengers now the turbulence has died down
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 22:29
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Nope seen it before, Ch554 on the cable telly, now where's the Sports Channels
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