Caption Competition Mk III
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Why do they call you the Black Widow?
Now I have attached the blood pressure monitor, Prime Minister, I can tell you that Ms Sturgeon did not break the Ministerial code. WHOO never seen 210 over 95 its a World Record.
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There, there, you’ll be able to go back and show your chums your war wounds.
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Don’t worry Prime Minister it’s just a dose of Sodium Pentothal, now tell me the truth, how much can the Government really pay us nurses during the current pay negotiations.
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Stop trying to shake my hand! Didn't you learn that from last time you were here?
Gnome de PPRuNe
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OK, time to end this quickie – you’ll get another shot at it in 12 weeks’ time…
Also rans…
Nutty:
Kilty:
Dan Gerous:
C52:
In third place:
Buster:
Second:
Chu Chu:
But this round’s winner is…
Longhitter:
Congrats, as long as the EU don’t try and demand it be sent to Brussels, I’ll have the CST to you by refrigerated truck in a jiffy…
Also rans…
Nutty:
Don’t worry Prime Minister it’s just a dose of Sodium Pentothal, now tell me the truth, how much can the Government really pay us nurses during the current pay negotiations.
Nurse Shipman... Now where have I heard that name before?
Yes that's your Rabies jab Prime Minister, now can I suggest you get rid of your Rottweiler Cummings Before he bites you in the arse again.
Thanks for putting that sign up nurse. Then again having Methadone injections probably isn't a resigning matter these days.
Stay there a sec and I'll just comb your hair for you as well.
Buster:
Okay, that’s the last of your shots, you can go to Liverpool now.
Chu Chu:
Sorry about that. But if it was my arm you wanted me to expose, why did you call "Johnson"?
Longhitter:
There, all done! And I won't tell anybody that this was actually the large dose of antibiotics required after your VD check.
Well, since it's not (shell)fish, chilled meat or any other agricultural produce it arrived with no border delays...
Truly honored!
Spring has arrived, so here's something to get the eyes bright and the tail bushy:
Truly honored!
Spring has arrived, so here's something to get the eyes bright and the tail bushy:
And then the whole thing went tits up!
- Ed
- Ed
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There was a very long pause until the chaps remembered they were supposed to be writing captions...
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Cupid Stunt's first day as an airline pilot: "...and then all my clothes fell off!"
It was all in the best possible taste...
It was all in the best possible taste...
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So this ram's horn yoke thingy is there restrain my assets from rising under negative G?