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Old 21st Mar 2021, 14:01
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Yes I know you were a fan of Trump, but rest assured this tie reduction therapy is for your own good.
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 14:08
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Stop squealing like a big girls blouse, you big girls blouse.
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“For your first attempt, nurse, we let you practice on a sack of spuds.....ooops, sorry!”
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 16:14
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...thinks back to 'Yes Minister'... "If only nurses had been issued with see-through uniforms, I'd be very happy to investigate the nature of the problem."
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 16:36
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I know you are used to rapturous applause Prime Minister, but rest assured, this is one form of Clap you don’t want.
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 16:38
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Reminds me of the days at Eton, Matron used to take all us 16-18 year boys in hand. My that Private schooling was a thing to behold
Hear the Comprehensive pupils are left to their own devices
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 16:41
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COVID 19? Noooo, this is the same cocktail of untested drugs you pumped into my PTSD suffering husband during Gulf War 2.
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This picture was actually from 4 months ago.

Yes that's your Rabies jab Prime Minister, now can I suggest you get rid of your Rottweiler Cummings Before he bites you in the arse again.
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 16:48
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Thanks for putting that sign up nurse. Then again having Methadone injections probably isn't a resigning matter these days.


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Old 21st Mar 2021, 16:49
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No, this is a vaccine to protect against a viral infection from Melvaran mud fleas.
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 17:35
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Arthur Edwards* is glad to get any commissions he can get.

In case non UK readers are unsure who Edwards is, the Sun ( Newspaper ) Royal Snapper and with the RF keeping their heads down his income has dramatically reduced.
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 17:44
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There PM your visions been inoculated, it's safe to go home and ( not ) see what Carrie did with the flat.
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 17:46
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Now if you feel some tingling it will be your Cabinet Colleagues sticking pins in your Voodoo doll
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Oh Matron, your shoes are so shiny.
Pervert !!
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 19:17
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Hancock off camera.
" Congratulations PM and it appears you are the
25 Millionth UK Citizens to receive a first jab. and your prize is a one way trip to the Falklands Island. '
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"OK< we have taken your blood sample, now we can use DNA to see if Justin Bieber really is your love child!"
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I have to say, this would have been a much better experience if you had books of Greek Lyric Poetry in the waiting room.
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Right get me Beardy Branson, flights to the Bahamas, after the year i'v had I need a holiday.
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"Doing anything tonight, darling? I've got a brand-new Airbus, and the rules don't say anything about not gathering in government jets."
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I tell you nurse, the sooner I can get rid of this mask and get back to snorting the stuff the better.
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