Caption Competition Mk III
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Yes I know you were a fan of Trump, but rest assured this tie reduction therapy is for your own good.
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Stop squealing like a big girls blouse, you big girls blouse.
Avoid imitations
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“For your first attempt, nurse, we let you practice on a sack of spuds.....ooops, sorry!”
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I know you are used to rapturous applause Prime Minister, but rest assured, this is one form of Clap you don’t want.
Reminds me of the days at Eton, Matron used to take all us 16-18 year boys in hand. My that Private schooling was a thing to behold
Hear the Comprehensive pupils are left to their own devices
Hear the Comprehensive pupils are left to their own devices
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COVID 19? Noooo, this is the same cocktail of untested drugs you pumped into my PTSD suffering husband during Gulf War 2.
This picture was actually from 4 months ago.
Yes that's your Rabies jab Prime Minister, now can I suggest you get rid of your Rottweiler Cummings Before he bites you in the arse again.
Yes that's your Rabies jab Prime Minister, now can I suggest you get rid of your Rottweiler Cummings Before he bites you in the arse again.
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No, this is a vaccine to protect against a viral infection from Melvaran mud fleas.
Arthur Edwards* is glad to get any commissions he can get.
In case non UK readers are unsure who Edwards is, the Sun ( Newspaper ) Royal Snapper and with the RF keeping their heads down his income has dramatically reduced.
In case non UK readers are unsure who Edwards is, the Sun ( Newspaper ) Royal Snapper and with the RF keeping their heads down his income has dramatically reduced.
Hancock off camera.
" Congratulations PM and it appears you are the
25 Millionth UK Citizens to receive a first jab. and your prize is a one way trip to the Falklands Island. '
" Congratulations PM and it appears you are the
25 Millionth UK Citizens to receive a first jab. and your prize is a one way trip to the Falklands Island. '
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I tell you nurse, the sooner I can get rid of this mask and get back to snorting the stuff the better.