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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 30th Apr 2021, 15:34
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The remake of the American TV series "Baa Baa Blacksheep" had met with a serious error by the casting department...
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 16:47
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Hoskins STOP...
Why?
We're meant to be loading horses not Sheep. ..
Why?
We're off to Newebury and Newemarket..
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 16:51
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These sheep can swim..
Mary Jesus and the Little Donkey now what are you on.?
Well we found them just off Newehaven
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 16:52
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These sheep are good on the gallops..
WTF??
Found them at ewetoxetter
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 16:55
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No 1 pink shirt to No 2 pink shirt..
Don't fancy Ewers much

Hat Coat Door.
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 16:58
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On the flight deck, instead of moving fuel around to maintain C of G like Concorde, How last century is that, there is a lever to release the Collie Dogs.
They are so smart they maintain balance so much better than MCAS
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 17:02
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Last sheep
Where are we going?
Second last sheep
I'm following him
I'm following him
I'm following him
etc
sheep first in line.
Bloody Sat Nav cock@d up again
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 17:04
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Having enjoyed their cruise round the Mediterranean, the sheep were glad to board their flight back home from...wait for it...Baacelona
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 18:09
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Get down Shep
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 19:38
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Biden thinks. ...well if some dumb sheep can climb the steps ok, what does that say of me?.
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 19:41
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Sheep urging his fellows to hurry up and get on the aeroplane, Well don't want to be stranded on the tarmac in the dark, heard how lonely it gets for the herders without female company way out here.
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 19:47
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No one noticed Bruce had forgotten his deodorant today
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 20:29
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Look -- they're taking to the steppes already.
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 20:55
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Ohhhh COOL, it looks like we’re going to get well and truly rammed in....
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 21:01
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 21:02
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Ere, what’s that pink stain on Ethel’s back
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 21:04
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Remember girls, no tupping the staff.
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 21:09
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Shaun says he knows the crew, a Wallace and Grommit.
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Old 1st May 2021, 03:45
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"Who cares about the wether report? I want a RAM!"
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Old 1st May 2021, 05:49
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