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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 13:26
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If this was put on 'What Cockpit ' Some Anorak would not only tell you the Aircraft Maker, Type, Model, Operator, Flight to and Registration. Sad Gits.
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 13:31
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Sorry Miss, I know you were invited to the cockpit but rules are rules, the FO must remain in his seat...
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 13:32
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
If this was put on 'What Cockpit ' Some Anorak would not only tell you the Aircraft Maker, Type, Model, Operator, Flight to and Registration. Sad Gits.
Hey! I resemble that remark.
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 13:41
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Okay, so now you need to take a firm grip of the Cyclic...
But, this isn’t a Helicopter.
I know...
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 13:42
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Sudden spike in RSI claims by the crew...
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 13:43
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Now, isn’t this easier than in an Airbus?
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 14:34
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On the bridge Seven of Nine does not find anything unusual with this. It's Efficient after all
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 14:38
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HAL 9000 Is upgraded to be Gendar Neutral. Takes all the fun away complained the crusty old Captain.
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 15:56
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As the engines spooled down for the last time, the Pilot was heard to sigh..." I used to be the Queen of the Skies "
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 15:58
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Captain, does my bum look big in this?
Of course not m'dear, your in the Whale.
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 16:10
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My, that stick shaker doesn't 'arf jiggle them.
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 16:11
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You must have seen George in Airplane, well.. the principal is just the same, but i won't deflate on you...
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 18:07
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Thank you First Officer for stepping in at short notice to cover a sick colleague so this flight could go ahead, but when you said your uniform was in the wash we did think you had something else to wear.
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 18:11
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Good to see you’re wearing a tie, one is just not dressed without one.


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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 18:11
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My the rules on Uniform in the Cargo sector are fairly lax.
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 18:13
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I was told dressing smartly often gets one upgraded to business class, but I found out early on dressing down got me upgraded to the flight deck.
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 18:15
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The distressed passenger thanks her knight in shining armour, Andrew for rescuing her from that rat Epstein.
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 18:18
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Phew just made the last seat on the last flight out of St Tropez before the 5000 fine
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Old 23rd Mar 2021, 19:54
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On a flight from London to Manchester, you don't get long in the " Mile High Club " so i started without you.
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“TERRAIN.....TERRAIN.....PULL UP...”
Oh fer Gawds sake Betty, put a top on!
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