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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 23rd Mar 2021, 21:34
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Some cracking entries so far, I’m keeping abreast of them.
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 08:20
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After a nice run of very positive comments on the appearance of my missus (just kidding) it is time to send the CST back across the Channel to Nutty for humorously pointing out some blatant gender inequality:

Originally Posted by NutLoose
I don’t see anyone complaining about builders crack now, do you?
Remember: if you don't wipe the dust off the display units they will not reflect very well...

Congrats and over to you!

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Old 24th Mar 2021, 08:27
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Thank you Ms Higginbotham for providing a visual service that altitude does not affect Breast Implant Size. Now we just need to redo the test 20 times, going down...

damm late on the round out ...again.

well done Nutty

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Old 24th Mar 2021, 10:42
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Thanking you try this sucker


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Old 24th Mar 2021, 10:44
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"Damn formal occasions! Weather like this just makes me want to strip off, as long as there's a film crew in attendance."
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 10:57
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‘Is that a whiff of Novichok coming from your pants or are you just happy to see me?’
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 10:58
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"Gotta get a better dandruff shampooski..."
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 11:12
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Look up there, it's a aircraft trailing. Suddenly I feel I could conquest the World
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 11:14
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The Kremlin has introduced a new test to weed out gay Generals. Comrade Panziski fails.
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 11:14
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Putin....Remind me again whose funeral is it we are attending??
General...Suhss not so loud he's not dead yet.
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 11:17
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Sorry execution called off, till the weather gets worse. The press can see how we deal with traitors
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 11:20
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General why are you front and centre, have that photographer ' re-educated ' .
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 11:22
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Phew, that borscht was playing havoc with my guts - what a relief to sneak out a silent one. I don't think anyone noticed...
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 11:29
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"Of course you can't see the low flypast in this weather, but I still expect you to look like excited small boys."


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"Of course you can't see the low flypast in this weather, but you must turn your heads towards where the noise is coming from."
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Now we have been freezing are Asses off for 4 hours on the tarmac to welcome President Biden what do you mean he has nodded and no one has the nerve to waken him up.
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 11:43
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Putin thinks ... "If I had military uniform, I would have big hat to keep snow off my baldness. It always works for British Royal Family."
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 11:54
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General Grueberski (middle) is 'outed' with photo evidence as Lt Olga Knickerlessski is seen getting out of the Staff car!
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Old 24th Mar 2021, 12:23
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Pssst....did you see the previous caption picture?
No, I wasn't looking. Honest.
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