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Are you sure it’s not a thumbprint scan required to start the plane Captain? this all feels highly irregular.
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Of course it is ok stewardess, why do you think they call it a bang seat.
" Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off " ( Italian Job Original )
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Captain turns up the cockpit loudspeakers to see if they could blow the girls clothes off. (Italian Job Remake )
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Captain turns up the cockpit loudspeakers to see if they could blow the girls clothes off. (Italian Job Remake )
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You have te very careful with these implants Miss, the slightest pressure differences can make huge expansion changes, hence why I as the Captain have taken it upon myself to personally monitor your situation.
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Stewardess, when I said I’d like to see cups in front of me during the flight, I meant coffee not two C cups.
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I said, and when we go onto oxygen I want to see deep breaths
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It appears Boris wrote this into the Brexit agreement for RAF Governmental flights to and from the EU Flight Lieutenant.
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Hot Brazilian for the First Officer and the Honeywell database needs updating!
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I don’t see anyone complaining about builders crack now, do you?
"Hello, ATC? I'd like to report a stream of near-misses -- oncoming aircraft only about 10' above me, all their pilots staring out of the cockpit window but seemingly unable to see this plane."
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Ok, for your next flying lesson we are going to cover blown flaps and thrust augmentation.
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First Officer *Leslie Francis announces that henceforth he is to be known as *Lesley Frances...
*These are fictitious names selected with intended humour; any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is entirely coincidental...
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...and then I flew on contract for 12 months as Little Fat Wun's personal pilot, this was how he expected me to dress...