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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 21st Mar 2021, 23:28
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Ow! That HURT! Do I get a sticker for being a good boy?
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 23:29
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If I press hard enough here, does it stop the vaccine going in and giving me a clot?
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 23:59
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Thanks nurse, I was going to attend the Conservative Party inoculation day, but when I looked through the door they were all stabbing each other in the back with them.



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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 00:20
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"Thank heavens for the mask - they can't see I'm screaming."
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 00:22
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One of the side effects is you might start dribbling like a hysterical baboon, but I doubt anyone will notice a difference.
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 07:23
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Nurse..." You'll never guess who I had in my chair yesterday. "

( Nurse is a UBER Driver Covid Volunteer )
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 07:25
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Ah welcome back Mr Johnson, appears 6 of the nurses in your previous ward are all pregnant,
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 07:27
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BJ ...Phew made it, thought my time was up, saw that Rees-Mog in the waiting room.
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 07:32
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Having visited the local Carvery, Boris gets his Pork from the servery, Roasties and veg is over there ..
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 10:30
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Yes this vaccine is the good stuff, now please hold still while I inject the air bubble first.
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 13:09
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" A pint? that's nearly armful "
cr Hancocks half hour blood sketch.
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 13:13
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Nurse...Yes Prime Minister, I am a volunteer, but you know due to Covid all the dart Tournaments have been cancelled. My Name?? Yes its Sharon, Sharon Fallon.
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 13:16
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If I may just inject.. er, interject... I'll call this one this evening around 8pm. In the mean time, happy captioning!
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 13:16
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Ah I see from your records that your Prostrate exam is overdue, As there is a Vaccine blockage in the EU I have a spare 15 minutes, can you just hop up on the couch. ?
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 13:19
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Hurry up Nurse, I have to be back home by 8pm and see if I have won a competition.
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 13:23
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Nurse, are you sure this is a Covid Vaccine injection? I have just seen on the telly neither you nor me are wearing masks.
One must be photoshopped


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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 14:32
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The Prime Minister proves that he really has got a superpower - no other explanation for that press-up he did.
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 14:39
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Nurse Shipman... Now where have I heard that name before?
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 14:40
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It shouldn't be blunt, its only been used 5 times before.
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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 14:40
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Ha ha, this reminds me of the needle in a haystack...
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