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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 9th Aug 2021, 09:04
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Queen: So what have you been doing since you died?

Phil the Greek: Well, I have been spending quite a lot of time in California... you know, never quite fully revealing myself...

Both scream with laughter
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I have seen your mum and sister, they have asked you to bring Gordon's and Woodbine with you, there's only non alcoholic wine and ultra light fags here...
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So how's Heaven then.??
dunno ..got sent to the basement...
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Old 9th Aug 2021, 13:18
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Yes it's great over here, we get to travel through time.....I've been to Doncaster next Wednesday, put all the family jewels on ... crackle hiss ...running in the 3.30
....this is the operator please insert 5 for the next 3 minutes...
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Yes, just been over to Harry's house and haunted them....Megan thought it was another earthquake...
Now who's next on your hit list?

oops just realised Treadigraph also has DofE haunting the Royal Family in good ol US of A

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Right Lilibet, always said we are young at heart and as String fellows has just reopened fancy a night of Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll?
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Pig sticker?.. my dear girl, this is a corgi stabber.
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Old 10th Aug 2021, 06:39
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One advantage of being a ghost is you get to make pottery jugs with Demi Moor
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you get to pass thrugh walls in Roedeen unoticed. ..

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Old 10th Aug 2021, 06:44
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DofE....Have you seen today's newspapers, that'll wipe the smile of your face
HMTQ.....OK I need you to go and sort out Andrew once and for all....and don't worry you'll get a Royal Pardon
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Old 10th Aug 2021, 07:30
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As HM demonstrates her famous Norman Wisdom impression once more, its time to judge, and the winner is:

Originally Posted by NutLoose
You put your right foot in
Your right foot out
In, out, in, out
You shake it all about
This is, of course, the new protocol for approaching a member of the Royal Family at an investiture.

Take it away Nutty....
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Old 10th Aug 2021, 09:51
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Ok see what you can do with this, and thank you for the CST Wenslydale.



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Old 10th Aug 2021, 10:00
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This is taking forever, are you sure the Chief said move it to Stirling?
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"A Stirling effort, chaps".
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Old 10th Aug 2021, 10:01
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"The next idiot to call 'Rotate' gets three weeks extra guard duty!"
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Old 10th Aug 2021, 10:19
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So this is what happens when you carry out cheap repairs to the runway! Keep pushing its on the Akrotiri Schedule this morning.
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Old 10th Aug 2021, 10:47
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Luckily it's missing air only on the underside, rotate it half a turn and it'll be good to go.
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Where's Hoskins with those wheel chocks?
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Old 10th Aug 2021, 12:35
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To me! To you! No to me!. No to you!
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Old 10th Aug 2021, 12:37
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It might be easier to push if we off loaded the crew's rations and the pilot's watch/
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Bomber Command decided to add Isometric Physical Training for Ground Crew in place of traditional methods.
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