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Old 1st Nov 2021, 09:58
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Arriving at the launch pad, William Shatner suddenly begins to regret his decision to travel into space...
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I dunno, when ars took orf ars was towing a trailer load of cowsh*t for yon top field....
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I’ve noticed the complaints about low flying helicopters scaring the Cows have dropped away…
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Australia swears it’ll never buy French kit again!
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Having ordered a tractor bi-plane, Algy finds that Amazon have delivered a substitute.
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....and finally tonight we show at the Geneva Motor Show the future of personal transport.
The front is electric powered and the rear is the wind turbine. There solved the World's energy crisis at a stroke said Andy...
Headline reads...COP 26 Cancelled
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Old 1st Nov 2021, 12:21
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Shortly before Westland's demise, an executive was overheard saying "You know, I think we're on a winner with this"
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Old 1st Nov 2021, 12:23
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Australia swears itíll never buy French kit again!
Sorry, M Macron, but when we ordered a submarine, this isn't quite what we had in mind...

But M Morrison, we understood you to require le Sud Moissonneuse... Our 'elicopter engineers 'av worked for weeks to combine an old Alouette with le tracteur...
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Revealed to the public for the first time at Farnborough, unfortunately only the front row of spectators could view the display.
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Old 1st Nov 2021, 12:50
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Before differential steering was invented, zero turn radius mowers looked a little different.
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So, if you could put down in the slurry tank.
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Old 1st Nov 2021, 21:46
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Prince Andrew finds a way of keeping the process servers at bay.
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Post COP 26 the Heliloggers have to work with the farmers
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Old 2nd Nov 2021, 08:12
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Boris, think you might have to rethink your travel plans back to London


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....and finally the French Farmers seek help in locating where all the Sheep went after the Romanians passed through on the way to Calais
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Old 2nd Nov 2021, 08:17
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Apologies for late ness, I blame the Sky+box.....

Many notable entries around the chopper theme, but you can't beat a mangled film quote, so I've gone for :

622 with "God, I love the smell of Silage in the morning!"
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Old 2nd Nov 2021, 08:29
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Many thanks,

Lets try this one!

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Old 2nd Nov 2021, 08:54
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You put your left wing in,
You put your left wing out...
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You see there where it says "No Step"? It's there for a reason!
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That's it, I'm off the booze.
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