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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 10th Oct 2021, 23:36
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Quick-thinking truck driver stops runaway after hand propping error.
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Old 11th Oct 2021, 00:35
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Tom Cruise decides that this is the last Mission: Ridiculous movie he will do stunts in, and heads for Elon Musk's place.
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Old 11th Oct 2021, 13:34
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”We never had these problems when we used donkeys to ship our product “ was the last thing heard from Juan as he went off the edge
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Old 11th Oct 2021, 13:54
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Quick leg it before the Police show up...
No wait I own it, have the documents and have Drivers Licence, Tax, MOT and Insurance...

( cr Ian Wright when he was the Star in the Reasonably Priced Car...)
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Old 11th Oct 2021, 14:26
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I said I couldn't wait to land stateside, not on a stakeside.
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Old 11th Oct 2021, 16:54
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Judging tonight if I can. Last orders please ladies and gents. Ain't you got no 'omes to go to?
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Old 11th Oct 2021, 17:17
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10 seconds before. ....What's a truck doing up in these clouds
1 second before......Boy that mist lifted quick.
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Old 11th Oct 2021, 17:18
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Breaking action....poor
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Old 11th Oct 2021, 17:23
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Off camera Chinook released the truck....no one expected that....
or
Off camera Chinook released the Cessna. ..another one not expected....
Or
Action man and Ken gets all mixed up in Andy's Toy Box on the way to the new house....
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Old 11th Oct 2021, 18:22
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“damn … I think I’m in the wrong film set!”
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Old 11th Oct 2021, 20:05
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And the nominations are:

Nutloose If Verstappen got his pilots licence, he'd still find Hamilton
Dan Gerous "Any landing you can walk away from..." "That's for the folk on the plane, RUN YOU IDIOT."
Treadigraph Chevvy... when you've got a plane to catch...

Cue: Frantic wrestling with envelope.

And the winner is: Dan Gerous
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 09:20
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Thanks Ninthace, totally unexpected.

Have a go at this one, I'll judge on Friday PM if I remember.



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Old 12th Oct 2021, 09:22
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"A bit late on the bail-out, Hoskins."
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 09:24
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During the walkround, Hoskins noted the upper VHF aerial was missing and snagged the aircraft.
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 09:30
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"... and after an unplanned night-stop in Liverpool ..."
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 09:58
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Thought I saw someone on a surfboard for a moment there but it was just an Ilyushin...

(Yeah, I know what it is really!)
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 10:56
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Skywalker finds out a bit late that the metal-eating sandflies of Jerkoffistan have made it difficult to return to Tattooine.
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 11:02
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Luke waited for the postman to deliver the latest package of "Build your own aircraft ... in 23,786 monthly instalments, for only $12.99 per month."
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 11:16
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"What's he doing up there?"

"Don't worry, he does that every time he hears the Titanic theme tune"
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 11:17
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Ok... which rotten sod put superglue up here...

Or

Trigger's Extinction Rebellion protest was a dismal failure for several reasons....
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