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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 27th Jul 2021, 15:04
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Doooo You Speak English?????

I certainly do old chap, your's is pretty spiffing too my good man for a johnny foreigner... pray tell me my old bean, what flea bitten back of beyond have I landed in?

America.....
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 15:06
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Yes old chap I appear to be fine, thank gawd for those two Chihuahuas under me that broke my fall, they really cushioned my landing...
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 16:10
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Hoskins would do anything to be noticed by Command!
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 17:35
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Hoskins looked forward to a night on the tiles. He should have picked stronger ones.
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 18:35
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WILMAAAAA!!! Weve got another illegal..
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 19:11
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Hello, Im from Kitchens Direct, and Im here to help.
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 19:43
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Okay, there's a paratrooper in the kitchen. But what about the elephant in the drawing room?
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 20:11
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You think you're having a bad day? Your mate is stuck arse up in the chimney!

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Old 27th Jul 2021, 20:13
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Maaate! This is Las Vegas! Give us six numbers the wife can stick on the state lottery...
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Cigarette?

Thanks awfully old chap!
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 22:33
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You do realise Bill they will now nickname you Bungalow Bill because you and we have **** all up top.
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 22:40
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If you’re going to Chuck up in that big brown bag, please don’t do it over me mate.
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 22:52
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Don’t worry mate, I’m special forces, I’m not here…. What hole?
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 01:36
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Jeez....look what the Cat dragged in!
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 04:38
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The untold story of why Prince Harry, despite qualifying for jump wings, ended up iin an attack helicopter.
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 04:39
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Wow my Sargent suddenly looks much more attractive !
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 04:42
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I know the housing market is wild but don’t you think your attempt to get the first offer in is a bit over the top?
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 09:01
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They'll use the Fulton Surface to Air Recover System to pick you up, you say... what's that when it's at home?
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 09:27
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(One for the UK..)

For the last time Schofield....I don't want to sell my car for cash!
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