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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 16th Oct 2021, 18:41
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"It says here it's Arugula."

"No, that's what US Marines say ... "
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 18:42
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 18:51
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Being a Traffic Warden in Croydon in 2021 is a tough job...
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 19:36
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Now that’s what you call a wedgie Sir!



Ooooooohh escape underpants, I’d heard about these but never seen any, what does the brown streak on the map signify?
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 20:13
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"Bl**dy Legionnaires overdoing the camouflage again. What is French for a lawn mower - oh here it is: "Coup de Grass".
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 23:50
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Tell me again why I have to wear this on my head.

They're rehearsing the arrival ceremony and need a stand-in for the Prime Minister.
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 01:09
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“…and they all lived happily ever after. There, now off to bed, Smithers. And by the way, Smithers, tonight, stay in your own sleeping bag!”
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 02:08
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"This book just says Blah Blah Blah..."
"What did you expect, Captain Thunberg?"
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 03:37
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Recent graduates of the Carmen Mirandas school of samba cha cha dancing and commando tactics , making ready to disarm a man armed with a piece of tropical jungle fruit .
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 03:46
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Picture taken just moment before the horrible ambush of the fruit flies , horrible it were , hundreds of em just buzzing , horrible argh . We may never eat fruit trifle MREs in the field again .
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 06:52
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"...this doesn't seem right...The Art of Floristry!!! What the..."
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 08:03
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"Is that a Bacon Tree?"

"No. It's a Ham Bush".
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 09:08
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Sarge...
What now Smithers? Cant you see i'm busy looking to the Ham rolls and luke warm Tea the NAFFI gave us...
It says 'ere that Elk hunting season starts on the 5th... What day is it today?..
Oh I dunno, the 6th I think... Bang.. Falls frothing at the mouth... Yep defiantly the sixt....

( Inspired by Mailman in Hot Shots...)
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 09:12
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Contestants during Movie Week in Strictly come dancing, get ready to showcase, ' Saving Private Ryan '... Its tough in the field..
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 09:15
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After 6 months on patrol in a male only unit, Hoskins finds out its his turn in the barrel tonight..
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 09:29
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Lemmeesee... Number five, "thou shall not kill". Is this Bible stuff compulsory?

Nah of course not Sarge, see number six, you disregard that one every time the Colonel is off the base...

(well it is Sunday...)
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 09:33
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"It's from the Knights of Ni ... they say they want a shrubbery."
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 09:56
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With a recent upsurge in theft, Dobbies Garden Centres have taken on extra staff.
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 09:59
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"Private Smithers! I didn't see you at camouflage class last week!"

"Thank you, Sir".
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 10:59
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Hhmm, it says here that my helmet cover is designed for operations in "Stately Gardens" or similar, while yours is for ops in "Council flats".
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