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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 7th Oct 2021, 08:53
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Owner...." Well I don't find anything funny with this.."
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Old 7th Oct 2021, 08:56
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Ethans latest stunt does not go quite according to plan.
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Old 7th Oct 2021, 08:59
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Hoskins finds out the hard way that Red Bull gives you wiings is only a marketing ploy
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Old 7th Oct 2021, 09:00
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Fosters is not impressed with the latest all gender advert.
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Old 7th Oct 2021, 15:25
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Throw it back, that’s a tiddler, I’m after a fully grown Chinook Salmon.
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A clue to the identity of the next James Bond?
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Old 7th Oct 2021, 15:57
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Gotta hand it to ya Bert. That's one helluva way to do a Gender reveal!
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Old 7th Oct 2021, 19:13
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Well think that proves it, your not man enough to lift a 4x4
Huey, Better call in your big brother Wokka,
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Old 7th Oct 2021, 19:17
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Bruce in the paint shop miss read the design, it asked for a Black Kiwi...
​​​​​​He later said when taking on the job he did have his fingers crossed behind his back.. when agreeing to the price of $50
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Old 7th Oct 2021, 19:20
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...and finally, in local news tonight, While looking for the ex owner of Newcastle United the local lakes were drained, and all they found was the get away chopper, the Police are still looking for the 300m he was taking to pay onto the bank, for the shareholders..

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Old 7th Oct 2021, 20:21
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Ok shove it back, we’re in the wrong forum, we need to pull it back out in rotorheads..
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Old 8th Oct 2021, 03:15
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Well...at least we now know what the USS Connecticut hit!
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Old 8th Oct 2021, 03:37
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What caused the crash ?

The helicopter died of embarrassment….
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Old 8th Oct 2021, 03:38
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When I said I wanted to be “in the pink” that’s not what I meant !
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Sorry Sir, searched everywhere but I still can't find " Cap Comp " written anywhere on it....but I did find Busters stash of Porn... ..
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I didn't know Katie Price has a Helicopter Licence....
She doesn't. ..
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I'll call this one tonight. But don't ask me

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I still can't find " Cap Comp " written anywhere on it.
why I want to call it that.
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Old 8th Oct 2021, 10:50
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I'll call this one tonight. But don't ask me



why I want to call it that.
It's our new diversity policing, it's now a camp cop...
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Old 8th Oct 2021, 12:50
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Well...at least we now know what the USS Connecticut hit!

helluva speed to leap like a salmon and knock the Huey 10 miles inland..

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First of all -- phew! Despite a distinct drift at the beginning, this didn't go down too deep into the . . . gutter. I thought about adding a note about paying due respect to a worthy cause, but was afraid it would read like a challenge.

With that said, the runner up, for almost making me spill my coffee is Ninthace, with "Never ditch a white helicopter into a lake that has previously had a red helicopter ditched into it.." Maybe I've spent too much time wearing slightly pink socks.

But the all 'round best entry was ORAC's "The Board old Inquiry recommended that Transitioning in flight should be more carefully defined as an aeronautical, and not medical, procedure….."

Take it away ORAC! I'll box up the trophy for shipping to . . ., well to . . . . On second thought, maybe I'll just wait to see if he shows up to get it..
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