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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 14th Nov 2021, 12:01
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I’m sorry Bert, but Trump said no transitioning troops in this mans Army, so it’s out with you.
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Old 14th Nov 2021, 12:06
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“You’re under abreast….err arrest” Axel Foley takes a suspect into custody in Beverly Hills.
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Old 14th Nov 2021, 12:07
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Help her Man, help her!
I don't know how!
Pull the batteries out!
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Old 14th Nov 2021, 12:15
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Damn, this three man lift is falling apart.
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Old 14th Nov 2021, 12:18
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Now, THAT’S what you call a Wedgie.
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Old 14th Nov 2021, 12:19
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Just let us know when the butt plugs fully home..
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Old 14th Nov 2021, 12:20
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Old 14th Nov 2021, 12:24
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Sorry were right out of Covid jabs, so it’s the suppository version or nothing, this won’t hurt….
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Old 14th Nov 2021, 12:41
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You wearing body armour?
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Old 14th Nov 2021, 12:48
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Wait, I dropped the… WHOAH! Frank is Francine!!!
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Old 14th Nov 2021, 13:54
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I hate it when they do not warm their hands at airport security .

A gentleman always warms his hands , and washes them if he has been handling money or dead bodies , the use of elbows was also mentioned in one of those posh etiquette books as well .
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Old 14th Nov 2021, 13:55
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"Don't taze me, Bro!" shrieked Sistah Soulja.

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Old 14th Nov 2021, 13:56
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"Stop Stop Some More It Hurts So Good!", moaned the recruit.

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Old 14th Nov 2021, 13:58
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The try outs for the choir have got a bit too physical , in my day we were just asked to sing the high notes
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Old 14th Nov 2021, 13:59
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“You’ll tell Harry? Harry who?”
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Old 14th Nov 2021, 14:00
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The penalty for serving cold, limp fries in the Mess Hall …
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Old 14th Nov 2021, 14:02
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“Oooh … two black men at once? Have my dreams come true? Aaarggh … noooo …”
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Old 14th Nov 2021, 14:57
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That moment when you realize the recruiters were not being honest about the auditions for the bachelor and bachelorette being held in Q building
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Old 15th Nov 2021, 00:23
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I blame Buster for my dismal failings at this one, he normally makes us all look good.
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Old 15th Nov 2021, 00:35
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The Jedi mind trick; “these are not the roids you are looking for”, might not work , if they are checking for tonsils the hard way .

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