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I’m sorry Bert, but Trump said no transitioning troops in this mans Army, so it’s out with you.
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“You’re under abreast….err arrest” Axel Foley takes a suspect into custody in Beverly Hills.
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Damn, this three man lift is falling apart.
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Now, THAT’S what you call a Wedgie.
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Just let us know when the butt plugs fully home..
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Sorry were right out of Covid jabs, so it’s the suppository version or nothing, this won’t hurt….
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You wearing body armour?
I hate it when they do not warm their hands at airport security .
A gentleman always warms his hands , and washes them if he has been handling money or dead bodies , the use of elbows was also mentioned in one of those posh etiquette books as well .
A gentleman always warms his hands , and washes them if he has been handling money or dead bodies , the use of elbows was also mentioned in one of those posh etiquette books as well .
"Don't taze me, Bro!" shrieked Sistah Soulja.
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"Stop Stop Some More It Hurts So Good!", moaned the recruit.
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“You’ll tell Harry? Harry who?”
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The penalty for serving cold, limp fries in the Mess Hall …
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“Oooh … two black men at once? Have my dreams come true? Aaarggh … noooo …”
The Jedi mind trick; “these are not the roids you are looking for”, might not work , if they are checking for tonsils the hard way .
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