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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 9th Oct 2021, 06:28
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No suitable photos I’m afraid - I’ll defer to Ninthace if wants the honour?
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 09:03
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No suitable photos Iím afraid - Iíll defer to Ninthace if wants the honour?
Honoured I'm sure ma'am


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Old 9th Oct 2021, 10:45
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"Bit late on the round out there, Hoskins...."
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 11:10
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How Usain Bolt developed his speed...
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 11:12
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Cessna mates with Toyota to make a Coyota, with Road Runner departing to the left. Beep beep.
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 11:13
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It was at this moment that Hoskins said "Oh, truck!", or at least that's what it sounded like...
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 11:15
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I thought you were flying IFR....

I was - I Follow Roads...
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 11:18
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Senor Mendez took on rather more than he bargained for in his latest cash for crash scam...
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 11:20
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Cessna’s first flying car less than successful
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 12:35
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Hoskins was slightly unclear on the concept of a jeep carrier.
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 12:36
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But you only told me to avoid clouds with cows in them.
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 12:39
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Tom Cruise is rumoured to do all his own flying stunts in his latest flick .
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 12:54
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Ahhhhhh….That explains why I could hear Radio Dixie on the ILS
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 12:54
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Oh Christ! He's done it again. That's gotta be the fourth time.....
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 12:56
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Paddy that’s not what a meant when I said you prop the front up and I’ll change the tyre
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 12:56
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Quick! Jump in the Lake!
Wait...there's a Chopper in it!
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 12:57
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I told you the Runway was contaminated!
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 16:49
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When I said to keep the cowl aligned with the centerline, I meant the cowl on the aircraft. Do I have to explain everything?
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 17:12
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Them darn cattle rustling varmints are not getting away again !

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Old 9th Oct 2021, 17:44
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The candidates for the next James Bond were a little surprised by the selection committee using more realistic selection criteria
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