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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 2nd Jan 2022, 07:03
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Right all sorted ready for the January sales
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 07:11
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General....Captain what's that Woman reporter doing in the tank .....
Captain ...Well sir it's the new all inclusive equal job opportunity LGBTQ+ initiative by the Defence Secretary .....going out live on the BBC and Sky
General....Oh. .I thought it was that awful Janet Street Porter person...carry on...
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 07:12
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Mrs Hymen finally gets her husbands nemesis in her sights
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 07:15
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Obviously pleased with her " Virgin Experience " Tank driving gift from her husband...
Well she cannot do too much damage to that he reasoned...
Later that statement was proved. ..well wrong...
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 07:17
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This?? Well I don't need any of that reverse parking malarkey at the shops, I just leave it wherever I want...
Aren't you worried about the Traffic Wardens???
No the don't have wheel clamps big enough...
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 07:20
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....the flashing Orange light???
well at weekends we use it as a garbage truck...
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 07:21
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All went well till the '"Jump over 10 London Busses " show at Earls Court
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 07:29
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“I thought you said you were desperate for a go in the turret, not the toilet!”
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 08:28
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I do hope we aren't going to cross that wire bridge in the last competition, Captain...

No minister but we are going to cross a truss bridge later on, they are nice and strong!

Are you suggesting I'm fat?
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 09:04
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“Target, Boris, 30 right, range 1000m, HESH, fire when ready and say your finger slipped…..”
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 09:33
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Telegraph: Minister goes out on patrol in a tank
Guardian: Sinister goings on in a petrol tanker
Sun: What a pair of bazookers!
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 09:56
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Why is he swearing at me?
It's ok, he's just got Turrets Syndrome.
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 10:28
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Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
Thanks ORAC,.

Let's have some fun with Tank Girl.

In light of the Government budget cuts, the British Army has now taken to insuring women as the main driver as a way of saving a few quid.

OMAA

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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 10:41
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Mrs Treadigraph pops out to Croydon for a pint of milk....
Mr T wonders why she bought him a tank instead...what it is with women and Shopping ??

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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 10:43
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The PLA show off their latest runabout.....
( Peckham Liberation Army )
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 10:52
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The latest Jenny Bond action opening sequence is finally finished.
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 11:46
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How do you explain your string of successes at the tracked vehicle exercises?

It was easy. The men all have one-track minds.
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 12:22
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Tanks for the mammaries
Even though they weren't so great….
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 12:40
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No Minister, no... the German Army had Panzers in the war, they weren't pansies... well, perhaps a few...
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 12:44
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Mrs Treadigraph pops out to Croydon for a pint of milk....
Mr T wonders why she bought him a tank instead...what it is with women and Shopping ??

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In Croydon these days, I'm not sure a tank is enough... (ah the days of John Gleddon from Norbury and his tank...)
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