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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 5th Oct 2021, 09:40
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Old 5th Oct 2021, 09:41
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Oui, I couldn't find zer 'at, so I am wearing ze 'at box.
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Old 5th Oct 2021, 10:40
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Well, it's the most efficient form of retreat we could find.
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Old 5th Oct 2021, 10:55
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"We can't take the selfie until Facebook comes back on line."
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I bet faceache is back on line before we get a train on this line!
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Before the train arrives ve better do an eequipment check, muskets, oui, bayonets, oui, drummers, oui, surrender flags, oui... we are good to go..
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Remember, do not shoot until we see the whites of their eyes.... Non, that cannot be right...imposssible..
Ahhh I remember now..
Remember, do not shoot when they see the whites of our flags...
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So kind of 'er Majesty to invite us to her troooping of zer colours, I 'ave read 'er telegram so many times, it makes me so proud, she says no one can beat ze retreat like a French army unit...
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Old 5th Oct 2021, 17:27
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When ze English asked for trainee Drain Engineers, I'm sure ze said Train Engineers
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Old 5th Oct 2021, 17:28
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Ze weather app says it's stopped raining so ve can go up and our uniforms vont get vet. ..
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Old 5th Oct 2021, 17:32
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....and finally in local news tonigh, a argument ensued at Waterloo tonight when the ticket inspector doubted the passengers were entitled to a Forces Discount...
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Old 5th Oct 2021, 17:33
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
When ze English asked for trainee Drain Engineers, I'm sure ze said Train Engineers
Not a caption: isn't the Waterloo and City line known as The Drain?
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Old 5th Oct 2021, 18:04
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I think your right, but only during Office Hours
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Zer train is delayed, lack of TGV drivers…TVG, HGV what does it matter, either way, we go nowhere.
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Der Train is delayed, Ve hear the Irish wing of Insulate Britain blockaded the Tunnel, they’re scraping them off the walls now
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I here Macron has switch of the electric supply at Calais, and ve are surrounded at Dover, so ve are considering surrendering
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Bravo Mesdames et Messieurs. C'est Magnifique mais c'est n'est pas La Gare!!"

Le vainqueur est Chu Chu (good name for a train inspired competition0 avec.

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Typical. Order us to form a square on the Circle line.
La Trophee arrive bientot.
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Old 5th Oct 2021, 21:45
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Merci beaucoup, Wensleydale! Je ne sais what to say.

I saw this one the other day, and thought it had CapCom written all over it. We'll soon see if I was right . . .


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Old 5th Oct 2021, 21:55
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Ironically, the pilot was trying to get a closer look at the topless sunbather when it happened.
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The breast landing the pilot ever made!
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