Caption Competition Mk III
You there men...Stop slouching and prepare to fire. The British are comming, Defend Fort Washington...Put your backs into it...
Why? ...The Covid regulations means they'll never get through JFK....
Why? ...The Covid regulations means they'll never get through JFK....
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Sarge, do you know the cannon is on my foot?
No but you hum it son and I'll whistle it...
No but you hum it son and I'll whistle it...
I was sure it would work if I put my finger in the touch hole, and you rubbed your wool uniform against the wooden wheel and then touched my other hand. Maybe the humidity's too high.
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You call this a two pounder? if you want to see a two pounder go and have a look in trap four.. that's a two pounder if i've ever seen one..
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We've had a call from a Mr Sugar - he could sure use us on his TV program "The Apprentice"
Left... "What's in the Satchel?"
Right.... "Ammonium Nitrate "
Left... Idlily filing his nails " That's only a Harmless Grey White Powder, Better give it 4 scoops and one for luck.. Wanna give these kids a big flash "
Right.... "Ammonium Nitrate "
Left... Idlily filing his nails " That's only a Harmless Grey White Powder, Better give it 4 scoops and one for luck.. Wanna give these kids a big flash "
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Ok that's the fuse in the canonball lit, you now have 5 seconds to run around the front, roll it down the barrel, tamp it down and then fire the canon....
What happems if I do not make it?
I get the wife to wash my uniform and then start training your replacement.
What happems if I do not make it?
I get the wife to wash my uniform and then start training your replacement.
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Nervous, Corporal?
Yessir!
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times...
Yessir!
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times...