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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 28th Sep 2021, 06:37
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"No. Definitely a Nikon!"
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Old 28th Sep 2021, 06:38
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"Eh Mister! Are you Mr Pachelbel?"
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Old 28th Sep 2021, 08:29
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Andrew, after what happened to R Kelly, are you not a tiny weensey bit worried??
Na me Mummy will sort that out. ..
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Old 28th Sep 2021, 08:34
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You there men...Stop slouching and prepare to fire. The British are comming, Defend Fort Washington...Put your backs into it...
Why? ...The Covid regulations means they'll never get through JFK....
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Sorry sonny, it's taken me years and years to get to this level of training, so no you can't light the match...
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Old 28th Sep 2021, 08:40
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You think THIS is smart, you wait till you see the new away kit....wow. .... Desert Grey and Camo Green...
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Old 28th Sep 2021, 09:14
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale
"Eh Mister! Are you Mr Pachelbel?"
D minus, could do better...
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Old 28th Sep 2021, 09:16
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Sarge, do you know the cannon is on my foot?

No but you hum it son and I'll whistle it...
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Old 28th Sep 2021, 09:44
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We're in no hurry, 1812 overture we fire in about 6 minutes.. ...Time for a coffee
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No its a 42 gun salute and we're no 41.
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Old 28th Sep 2021, 10:03
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Jamie want Big Boom....

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Old 28th Sep 2021, 13:29
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I was sure it would work if I put my finger in the touch hole, and you rubbed your wool uniform against the wooden wheel and then touched my other hand. Maybe the humidity's too high.
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Old 28th Sep 2021, 14:55
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You call this a two pounder? if you want to see a two pounder go and have a look in trap four.. that's a two pounder if i've ever seen one..
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Old 28th Sep 2021, 15:25
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We've had a call from a Mr Sugar - he could sure use us on his TV program "The Apprentice"
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Old 28th Sep 2021, 15:27
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Left... "What's in the Satchel?"
Right.... "Ammonium Nitrate "
Left... Idlily filing his nails " That's only a Harmless Grey White Powder, Better give it 4 scoops and one for luck.. Wanna give these kids a big flash "

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10 seconds later, Adam was heard to say, Anyone seen my eyebrows?
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Old 28th Sep 2021, 15:31
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Had a letter from a Mr Treadigraph, please could me move a bit closer to Croydon?
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Old 28th Sep 2021, 15:39
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While taking part in the Royal Military Tattoo, Hank says, " better get a move on its 12:58 "
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Old 28th Sep 2021, 16:09
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Ok that's the fuse in the canonball lit, you now have 5 seconds to run around the front, roll it down the barrel, tamp it down and then fire the canon....
What happems if I do not make it?
I get the wife to wash my uniform and then start training your replacement.
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Old 28th Sep 2021, 16:10
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Nervous, Corporal?
Yessir!
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times...
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