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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 9th Nov 2021, 13:05
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That new bio fuel has strange regeneration properties, yes in combat if you lose 6 foot of wing, it just grows back...
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Old 9th Nov 2021, 13:08
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It may look easy in theory but it is Ficon difficult in practice.
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Old 9th Nov 2021, 13:15
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Yep, it’s one of ours Hank.
Great. I can’t wait for someone to invent IFF!
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Old 9th Nov 2021, 16:14
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The proposal to call them Flankers was rejected out of hand.
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Old 9th Nov 2021, 16:28
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That is not thunder you hear, it is Tom Toms.
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Old 9th Nov 2021, 16:30
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Old 9th Nov 2021, 16:32
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It's great, but I really think JATO would really work better with small jets in pods under the wings...
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Old 9th Nov 2021, 16:37
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Originally Posted by treadigraph
It's great, but I really think JATO would really work better with small jets in pods under the wings...
Foul! #6378
But yours is better.
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Old 9th Nov 2021, 17:09
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I might seem a lash up but it was the only way to keep our nav on the correct course.
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Old 9th Nov 2021, 17:20
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Camera Ship. ...Better check your fire bottles
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Old 9th Nov 2021, 17:23
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Whatdoyoumean they have invented In Flight Refuelling. ...What the **** have we been doing for the last 5 years....
April Fool...
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Old 9th Nov 2021, 17:26
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Gonna need a wider hangar, Ask the Brits if we can have the Brabazon
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Old 9th Nov 2021, 17:28
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Passing over Trumps house, Open the Chemtrail valve.
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Old 9th Nov 2021, 17:30
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Well the Trident had 5 engines but in America only bigger and better
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Old 9th Nov 2021, 20:19
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We've already had Enola Gay - this is Enola Drag Race!
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Old 9th Nov 2021, 22:58
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Historic fighter jet rescued from tip.
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 06:05
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Right we gotta her up to 87.99 MPH, What happens next Doc??
We don't need no Runways where we're going...
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 06:38
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Attenborough again
... and the Mother ship gently guides her two offspring on the correct path in life....
But don't ask me to choose which is my favourite. ..
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 06:41
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Superglue.....will stick anything!
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 06:41
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...and additional benefit is it stops the children ( Pilots ) squabbling ...turn the intercom up, hear what there saying
" Are we there yet"
" I need wee wee "
Turn it back down please
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