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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 12th May 2021, 07:18
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Many thanks....I knew being vulgar would help one day!
Dont think we have had this before...so do your best!


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Old 12th May 2021, 07:19
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"How was your flight?"

"Rough".
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Old 12th May 2021, 07:20
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Our co-pilot was absolutely Barking!"
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Old 12th May 2021, 07:21
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He doesn't bother the hosties much, but the leg of the Captains' seat is a real mess.
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Old 12th May 2021, 07:22
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The Captain's had him since he failed the eyesight test.
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Old 12th May 2021, 07:23
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He's not much good at fighter control, but at least he carries the document boxes!


(sorry - AWACS in joke).
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Old 12th May 2021, 07:43
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Well teamed you with a female co-pilot, and your still not happy
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Old 12th May 2021, 07:45
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The new crew fast track security scanner has no side effects
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Old 12th May 2021, 07:46
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Mrs Hoskins fed up with her ( soon to be ex ) husband devoting all his money and effort into his home flight simulator draws the line when he involves the dog...
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Old 12th May 2021, 07:50
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In the privacy of the down route hotel the flight and cabin crew swop uniforms. FO Hoskins did hope to get the stockings and suspender option
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Old 12th May 2021, 07:50
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Cptn Buddy was known for drooling over hostesses.
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Old 12th May 2021, 07:53
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The picture I understand but can someone explain about the Daffodil?
Nurse we need a stronger injection...
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Old 12th May 2021, 08:03
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The Captain is there to feed me. I'm there to make sure the Captain doesn't touch anything.

(Just getting that one outta the way...)

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Old 12th May 2021, 08:05
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Good flight? OK, but we had to follow a hell of a dog leg via Barkway...
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Old 12th May 2021, 08:08
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Fido has been getting just a little pretentious since gaining his PPL. After all, he's only flying a Beagle Pup...
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Old 12th May 2021, 08:10
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I'm hoping to join the USAF and be a bomber pilot - I wanna fly the Bone!
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Old 12th May 2021, 08:39
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Listen sonny boy, I'm the Captain and you're my beeatch.
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Old 12th May 2021, 08:43
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Captains flying with First Officer Rover soon learned not to ask which leg he preferred...
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Old 12th May 2021, 08:45
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The ATC loved cptn Sport, he's the first pilot who really followed given instructions without going solo.
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Old 12th May 2021, 09:33
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Captain Fido likes to shock the pax by boarding the aircraft with his guide human.
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