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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Sep 2021, 14:39
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When that thought hits you that it is impossible to get the vaccine inserted up the Khyber Pass while the nurse had both hands on your shoulders !
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He was saving himself for marriage, too late now he is truly about to be speared and F+++++d
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 16:02
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“We need more Force Protection. Where’s the bloody RAF Regiment?”
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 17:57
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....and in late news it is revealed that Ronaldo ( CR7 ) is returning to Old Trafford
What...just as i gave up my Season Ticket as they are cr@p.
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 17:58
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Cheap castration on the front line, house bricks 2 for the use off
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 18:01
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Could have been worse, could have been press ganned into the Navy at Portsmouth
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 18:03
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Sure Mr Marconi, there must be a better way to get a request for a cup of tea over to the Naffi
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 18:06
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A blow job Captain Hoskins? What do you think i am ? a cheap NCO.?....
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 18:10
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Its judgement day. Did you know that the 24th Regiment of Foot at Rorke's Drift (and Isandlwana) were in fact "The 2nd Warwickshire Regiment" and not the South Wales Borderers. That name change come a couple of years after the Zulu Wars in 1881. The Regiment had moved to Brecon in Wales less than two years before the campaign and although there would have been a few new Welsh recruits in the ranks, the bulk of them came from the Midlands. More Peaky Blinders than Men of Harlech. As such, the winner is:


Originally Posted by MPN11
I. Am. NOT. Bloody. Welsh!

Well done sir. the trophy is on its way for you to polish along with your Knobkierie.
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 18:20
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...and there was at least one Scotsmen. ....just to hold the ethnic minority flag up

Well done sir
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 18:30
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
...and there was at least one Scotsmen. ....just to hold the ethnic minority flag up

Well done sir
He was in the reconnaissance section I believe: Black Watch!
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 18:30
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Oh, gosh! And WOWWW, come to that!

That saw some strong competition.

What will you all make of this, I wonder?



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Old 6th Sep 2021, 19:58
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I don't mind having so many bean counters in the forces these days, it's their bean consumption that concerns me...
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 20:22
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As the Honey Wagon got struck last week the Health and Safety had to improvise in caae of Mustard Gass Attack
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 20:24
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Mumble mumble mumble....
( takes mask off)
" What did you sa..."
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 20:26
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The Heavy Rubber Fetishism troop all get drafted en masse

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Old 6th Sep 2021, 20:29
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Prof Heinz-Robinson excelled himself with his combination flak gun and spaghetti maker...
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 20:35
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So many bullets but only one barrel? Eh Mr Gatling
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 20:36
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Add chunks of Epoisse de Borgogne into the high-speed grater on the left. Shoot resulting product onto water crackers from central dispenser. Wear masks throughout procedure.

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Old 6th Sep 2021, 20:38
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