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"Hello Mallory? Yes, it's Bader. Would you mind clearing something up for me. You did say Big Ring didn't you?....uh huh....uh huh...okay, thanks...Oh, no reason."......Bugger.
Dr Evil (on the right): You think Orson Welles and his war of the worlds broadcast caused mass hysteria? That was nothing. Wait till we get this thing flying around, we'll get centuries of UFO sightings and abduction stories.
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I think its a polite way of telling you that you have been black balled from the RAF club old chap.
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Irish engineers note how helicopters with more blades appear to be able to lift heavier loads so go for the ultimate rotor disc design.
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"The Governor must not find out, but since he passed a law stating that pi = 3, the state academy predicted a total eclipse of the sun today, so we have to simulate one."
[Wikipedia: In 1897, an amateur mathematician attempted to persuade the Indiana legislature to pass the Indiana Pi Bill, which described a method to square the circle and contained text that implied various incorrect values for π, including 3.2. The bill is notorious as an attempt to establish a value of scientific constant by legislative fiat. The bill was passed by the Indiana House of Representatives, but rejected by the Senate, meaning it did not become a law.]
[Wikipedia: In 1897, an amateur mathematician attempted to persuade the Indiana legislature to pass the Indiana Pi Bill, which described a method to square the circle and contained text that implied various incorrect values for π, including 3.2. The bill is notorious as an attempt to establish a value of scientific constant by legislative fiat. The bill was passed by the Indiana House of Representatives, but rejected by the Senate, meaning it did not become a law.]
