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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 4th Apr 2021, 14:47
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Just wait till I get this up to 88 mph.
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Old 4th Apr 2021, 14:49
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Glamping Pod for fast jet wannabes is set up at Butlins Wattisham
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Old 4th Apr 2021, 15:04
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You grab a tiger by the tail - not the nose ?
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Old 4th Apr 2021, 15:07
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It's Amazon delivering damaged goods yet again !
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Old 4th Apr 2021, 15:50
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It's the Phantom of the Operation...

Does it Stilgoe?

sorry...
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Old 4th Apr 2021, 16:47
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...I wonder if this is a Stealthy aircraft..... I wonder if I can drive at 300mph on the M1 with impunity....
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Old 4th Apr 2021, 17:44
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Vern rarely needed afterburner to reach an illegally parked car before the owner returned.
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Old 4th Apr 2021, 20:40
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Richard Noble's original concept for Thrust SST needed a few design tweaks...
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Old 4th Apr 2021, 20:57
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Last week I had the Flying Scotsman on the back



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Old 4th Apr 2021, 20:59
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To close for missiles, switching to.... f@ck where's the guns gone...
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Old 4th Apr 2021, 21:03
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I say, Q! Q? Oh there you are, Q! The ejector seat we ordered for 007's Aston Martin has arrived...
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Old 4th Apr 2021, 22:23
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When Bruntingthorpe offered fast taxI along the runway, this was not quite what I expected.
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Old 4th Apr 2021, 22:25
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Station Commander wonders who authorised a full repaint costing 35k the week before the aircraft was scheduled to be scrapped.
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Old 5th Apr 2021, 08:49
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Another 10,000 beverage cans delivered
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Old 5th Apr 2021, 08:54
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Truck driver goes off to get some more ' bubble wrap ' to protect his vital load.
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Old 5th Apr 2021, 08:57
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Pigeon one to Pigeon two. ' Here Bert where we gonna sh1t now '
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Old 5th Apr 2021, 08:59
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Delivery Driver
' Well you bought it as "used" now where do you want it. ?'
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Old 5th Apr 2021, 10:24
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"...and while the Court recognises the considerable effort and ingenuity with which you have attempted to overturn your speeding ticket, there is no evidence whatsoever of the Phantom having just landed, or indeed having even been present on the back of your low loader at the time that you were photographed by the speed camera on Coleridge Way travelling at approximately 37.5mph in a 30mph limit. So in addition to the 100 fine and three points on your licence..."
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Old 5th Apr 2021, 12:35
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They said "go pick up a Phantom." I said "Rolls Royce?" and they said yes. Now I get here and it's an airplane.
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Old 5th Apr 2021, 14:40
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I’ve cleverly disguised it as a Fiat G91. They’ll never know what hit ‘em!!!
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