Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Just wait till I get this up to 88 mph.

[Kiltrash]

Glamping Pod for fast jet wannabes is set up at Butlins Wattisham

[ex82watcher]

You grab a tiger by the tail - not the nose ?

[ex82watcher]

It's Amazon delivering damaged goods yet again !

[treadigraph]

It's the Phantom of the Operation...

Does it Stilgoe?

sorry...

[c52]

...I wonder if this is a Stealthy aircraft..... I wonder if I can drive at 300mph on the M1 with impunity....

[Chu Chu]

Vern rarely needed afterburner to reach an illegally parked car before the owner returned.

[treadigraph]

Richard Noble's original concept for Thrust SST needed a few design tweaks...

[Kiltrash]

Last week I had the Flying Scotsman on the back

[Kiltrash]

To close for missiles, switching to.... f@ck where's the guns gone...

[treadigraph]

I say, Q! Q? Oh there you are, Q! The ejector seat we ordered for 007's Aston Martin has arrived...

[Kiltrash]

When Bruntingthorpe offered fast taxI along the runway, this was not quite what I expected.

[Kiltrash]

Station Commander wonders who authorised a full repaint costing £35k the week before the aircraft was scheduled to be scrapped.

[Kiltrash]

Another 10,000 beverage cans delivered

[Kiltrash]

Truck driver goes off to get some more ' bubble wrap ' to protect his vital load.

[Kiltrash]

Pigeon one to Pigeon two. ' Here Bert where we gonna sh1t now '

[Kiltrash]

Delivery Driver
' Well you bought it as "used" now where do you want it. ?'

[treadigraph]

"...and while the Court recognises the considerable effort and ingenuity with which you have attempted to overturn your speeding ticket, there is no evidence whatsoever of the Phantom having just landed, or indeed having even been present on the back of your low loader at the time that you were photographed by the speed camera on Coleridge Way travelling at approximately 37.5mph in a 30mph limit. So in addition to the £100 fine and three points on your licence..."

[Chu Chu]

They said "go pick up a Phantom." I said "Rolls Royce?" and they said yes. Now I get here and it's an airplane.

[Buster Hyman]

I’ve cleverly disguised it as a Fiat G91. They’ll never know what hit ‘em!!!