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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 21st Jun 2021, 11:42
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Musket is used as a ad hoc 2 meter Covid distance stick...
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Old 21st Jun 2021, 13:09
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"Where's your usual furry headgear, Jock?"

"Ma hairy haggis hoond escaped last night, tha noo!"
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Man on right

They call me Dougal on account of ma beard looks like the wee dog on the magic roundaboot.
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Old 21st Jun 2021, 14:45
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They call me Dougal on account of ma beard looks like the wee dog on the magic roundaboot.
I thought that your name was McDougal and you were the Flour of Scotland?
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"Edinburgh Tattoo?"

"Nae, but a've got Inverness branded on my ar*e".
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Courtier...Ah Mr ( John ) Brown, the Queen will see you now but why have you brought your cousins???
JB.....Have ye no heard, just how insatiable she is?... och ye the noo...
QV...Oh I like it when you talk dirty...
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The Bride, Groom and Maid of Honour were surprised at the latest Photo Booth creations
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....now we will just photoshop in the North West Frontier, and the fuzzy wuzzies will just run away in fright when they see the recruiting poster Lord Kitchener
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Old 21st Jun 2021, 19:10
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McMoe, McLarry, and McCurly are thrilled to learn that the Three McStooge franchise will be broadcast from Edinburgh.

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Tiring of playing the gut bucket, the Three Whippersnappers decide to strangle the agony bags for a change of pace.

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In Canada the Reenactment society are upset at being made to give up their Beaver, especially the VERY hairy ones...
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Old 22nd Jun 2021, 06:21
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Aye it gets very cold in the Highlands at night, growled McTavish...and lonely simpered McQueen.
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The presenters of the Hairy Bikers show get into the mood when recording in the Outer Islands
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If we dinna beet them Croats tonite, am off tae the Foreign Legion....

Right off to the match ( fingers crossed )
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"Well that's the 500 miles more that we've walked - where do we walk now?"

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Despite their reputation for being dour....the Lads seemed quite entertained by that Kiltrash fella.
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Show me the way to Algiers, Where's the recruiting office...?
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Scotlands Parliament shows a draft release of their Christmas card to Croatia this year!
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Old 23rd Jun 2021, 07:35
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Joy unbounded when England draw Germany / France / Portugal in the next round.
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Old 23rd Jun 2021, 07:36
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The whiskers? Have ye no seen what Mrs Baxter puts in her Cock a Leekie soop...works as a strainer..
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