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Old 3rd Jun 2021, 16:10
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The Belgium contingent to the Multi Catholic Arms Service did not feel his talents were being put to good use.
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Old 3rd Jun 2021, 16:34
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Hyphen-Smyth recreated Sandhurst Tactical Training for Youth Day!
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Grasping child's hand on right ... "Forget the bubbles, I need a drink!"
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That’s nothing, my Dad blows Americans away.
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Old 3rd Jun 2021, 23:37
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Having heard there was a man with bubbles, the kids were thankful not to see Michael Jackson.
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Old 4th Jun 2021, 01:02
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Spheres of influence.
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The photo caused great excitement in North Korea as Little Fat Wun DEMANDED that his minions discover the secrets of the new bubble gun weapon straight away. Anything that could make his friends enemies meekly surrender like that....
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Old 4th Jun 2021, 05:42
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Wikstrom had to keep the children amused while the Sgt entertained their mother.
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Commander demands to know why he was using a bubble pot. ' cause they were all out of balloons Sir.. '
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As Seal team 6 attacked the compound Wikstrom was detailed to keep the children quiet.
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Old 4th Jun 2021, 07:02
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Well Jimmy Savile started out as a children's entertainer....look what he became
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Proud of his language skills, Wikstrom accepts an invitation to share a hookah with the village elders.
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It isn't this man's army anymore, but asking the platoon sergeant for a blow job turned out to be a mistake.
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When children asked Wikstrom to share the bubbles, he went the Bob Dylan way: its blowing in the wind.
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Old 4th Jun 2021, 20:40
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Well it was meant to be smoke signals, but not in the presence of minors so had to adapt.
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Old 4th Jun 2021, 20:44
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As Wikstrom was running out of puff, a air enema suggestion from MO Hoskins was not gleefully accepted.
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After dropping a MOAB the Army sends in the clean up squad
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Arrrgggghhhhh Children, deploying countermeasures.
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Why do I hear banjo music looking at that ?

Anyone who owns a “Paddle faster I hear Banjo music” T-Shirt would understand
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Judging by the smell, Wikstrom surmised this was the first time these children or indeed his colleague had ever been near a soap solution.



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