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Old 13th Aug 2020, 11:47
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Having let rip once too often, the troops were told not to light 'em till Von Hoskins dealt with the vapours
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The old valve radio was useful to cook the sausages once it warmed up.
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Nein, I’m not a smoker, I was just following orders.

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The 21st Berlin Anti Bombing Smoke Screen battalion having run short of smoke generators were forced to improvise!
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There was a definite leaning towards the left in the German Army.
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And as your Government official it is my duty to warn you that smoking can kill you, now let's get those fags put out and get back to the trenches ok.....
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And zis, von Hoskins, is vy ve do not permit performances of ze "Dance of Ze Flaming Arse holes" in ze Mess!
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In hushed tones..
' and here at the final of the German Master (s ) race, we have Von Sulliven leading Herr Selby, on for the Pink, and for those watching in Black and White the Pink is between the Blue and Yellow. '
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During the German POW Panto all went well till the smoke cleared and it was discovered 6 prisoners had escaped
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During a BBC Trace your family tree it was revealed that Doc Martin had German Ancestors
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It was after this picture that the German Chancellor passed a bill stopping smoking in the workplace. However had not thought through the consequences to the U Boat fleet
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Due to pressure from the Green Party. WD & HO Wills decided to revert to human testing
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We sure got lucky during the Christmas truce. Who knew that "ganja" was Jamaican for tobacco?
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The German bobsleigh team practice out of season to take on the Jamaicans at home.
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Ze kippers in ze radio are smoked to perfection...
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Die Kipper im Radio sind perfekt geraucht ...
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In one of the greatest success stories of the world-wide Trades Union movement, the French Society of Loco-Men and Allied Activities secure an agreement that every steam engine requires nine men on the footplate. This dress-rehearsal proves that only one of them needs to be a contortionist.
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Er, lads, did we bring the gas masks?

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"Mein Herren, ven I said you could smirk, I meant you could smirk, not SMIRK!"
("Vot iss dat idiot talking about??")
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Last known photo of the Zeppelin crew as they arrive in America.
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