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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 26th Sep 2020, 16:55
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"Answer your names as I call them out: - Al Capone, Billy the Kid, Reggie Kray, Mickey Spillane, Ned Kelly, Hoskins . . . . Hoskins? Hoskins? Where have you gone?"

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Old 26th Sep 2020, 17:07
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Sarge excuse me if I'm wrong but is that not Hess in seat 1c?
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 17:09
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Steward, ok hands up who smuggled this dead Skunk on board?
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 17:11
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Man at front... look forwards lads I think I have invented a Selfie stick
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 17:26
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Con Air 1 is the new call sign when the President is on board
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 18:37
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”Beef or Chicken?”
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 19:54
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Get yor RyanAir seatbelts ere, 1.
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 19:56
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We're all going to recline our seats together so that no one gets crushed, so: Fingers on buttons, and on a count of three. Three -- Two -- One -- Press and Lean!"
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 20:11
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Decimammanu... where the **** is that?
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 20:15
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Gentlemen, the soda jerk will be along shortly to take your orders.
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 20:18
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Compound 17G shows promise. All of the "volunteers" smiled through the entire flight, and no one requested IFE or a meal.
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 20:46
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Having Diane Abbott design the interior to save the Flight Attendant's back through excess twisting went well, however the Pilots complained having them all sit on one side did cause Weights and Balance issues.
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 20:49
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Op Magic Carpet got off to a good start. However the diversion to Korea was not appreciated.
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 21:40
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It sure seems a long way to go to get our xrays done and where is this Christmas Island anyway?
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 21:43
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Don’t worry folks, we will be airborne shortly, and as a fan I’d like to welcome Mr Buddy Holly who has joined the flight.
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 21:55
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Let me take a couple more shots before you announce that all tours are extended to 18 months in-country, effectively immediately. It's not like the plane's going anywhere.
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Old 27th Sep 2020, 11:40
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Capt on PA Hi folks and welcome to Prestwick where our Sgt Presley will NOT be going down the steps, and remember he was NEVER in the UK
...and all these screaming women you see are only waiting for their flight to Liverpool to see the Beatles
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Old 27th Sep 2020, 17:54
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Please tell Mr. Shatner that he really cannot see something standing on the wing.
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So all we need is the sick kid and the nun with the guitar and we're good to go.
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