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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 14th May 2020, 19:45
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This one might be worth a try . . . . although there is no reign in the forecast for the next few days.


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Old 14th May 2020, 19:53
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Now I know why the bloody MOD painted out the Plimsol lines..
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That was a bumpy landing Skip, even for a Walrus..
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Old 14th May 2020, 19:58
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SBS Minion division on manoeuvre’s
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Old 14th May 2020, 19:59
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Bugger, the wipers have packed up.
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Why couldn't they have moored the Tirpitz in the Med?
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Sorry but your wet suit and helmet are needed in the NHS
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Old 14th May 2020, 20:02
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Should make a difficult 1000 piece jigsaw
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There's a nice Italian battleship lets try that one Oh its surrendered already
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Old 14th May 2020, 20:08
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Buster on a training course accidentally attach a live limpet mine in Portsmouth harbour, does the honourable thing and defects
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Old 14th May 2020, 20:09
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,,, the other guy gets a white Lotus Elise and fit bird, look what I got
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I know Mr Barnes Wallis is a brilliant engineer, and he was tasked with designing a explosive device to destroy the Germans dams, but why on earth did he waste recourse with a windscreen?
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"Stop shouting 'Killer Whale'. Its not funny!"
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Old 14th May 2020, 20:44
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I wonder what happened to midget subs 1 through 77 ?

You don't want to know.......
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I don't care how important you mission is, It has just been cancelled as the as the Defense Minister has ordered all ops must have be conducted with a minimum of 2 meters between personnel.
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Old 14th May 2020, 20:50
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Oh,Oh I think we just woke up the Loch Ness monster !
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Old 14th May 2020, 20:54
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Originally Posted by Penny Washers
This one might be worth a try . . . . although there is no reign in the forecast for the next few days.
Thanks stepping in PW, ooops, I must have been throne by a surfeit of fresh air...
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"Are you sure that this is the only way to Hereford?"
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"I'm sorry Your Majesty. We couldn't afford a new Britannia after the Virus crisis."
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Climate change meant a change of tack was required for the daily commute around the M25...
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