Caption Competition Mk II
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“When I was called up, I told them I was a Plumber, and I ended up here. FFS, I do drains and taps and toilets, not this greasy outdoor stuff.”
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“What’s this Social Distancing crap anyway, Fred?”
”Ah, it’s just a trick to keep us from getting on top of WAAFs.”
”Ah, it’s just a trick to keep us from getting on top of WAAFs.”
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I learnt this trick when I used to poach his Lordships trout, if I reach down and tickle it’s belly, it should turn over..
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“When I was called up, I told them I was a Pilot, and I ended up here. They didn't believe me as they didn't think anyone would own up to that.”
Chief Engineer was heard to mutter
" Mair speed, Mair Speed he wants, when will he learn ye canna change the laws of physics".
or
"if he comes doon here once mair, I'll shove the exhaust nacelle up his Captains Chair
or
" Ma poor wee beasties, ah promise you some nice fresh Dlithium at yere next overhaul
Skipper was heard to say, "Scotties really lost it this time..."
" Mair speed, Mair Speed he wants, when will he learn ye canna change the laws of physics".
or
"if he comes doon here once mair, I'll shove the exhaust nacelle up his Captains Chair
or
" Ma poor wee beasties, ah promise you some nice fresh Dlithium at yere next overhaul
Skipper was heard to say, "Scotties really lost it this time..."
Chap on the spinner. For **** sake I was meant to retire on the 4th September 1939.
if only my mum had let my dad have his wicked way with her two days earlier...I could have joined the Home Guard...
if only my mum had let my dad have his wicked way with her two days earlier...I could have joined the Home Guard...
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“In view of the bloody hours we spend doing this stuff, you would think Avro or RR might have provided proper seats.“
So much for social distancing....
- Ed
- Ed