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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 17:41
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“Y....M, C A!”
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 17:44
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“OK...turn keys on my mark...3..2..1...can you see the plane now?”

”Still see it sir”

”Right Hoskins, write it up, another stealth system failure....”
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 17:50
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While embarked on the QNLZ, the 617 sqn realise they had forgotten to bring Lashings. .
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 17:52
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“OK, that one’s disinfected. Grab the hydroxychloroquine and let’s get started on Marine One.”

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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 17:57
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These new Grab Handles are great to stop being blown away by "Jet Blast!"
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 20:04
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Can you feel the lightning too?
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 21:18
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Casualties occur to aircraft marshallers during the US Marine Corps "Take the knee during an aircraft see-off" protest hour!.
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 21:59
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"No, I said PILOT, not Pilates!"
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 22:35
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Ring a ring of roses, a pocket full of poses,
atichoo atichoo, we all fall down
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Ok, thrust augmentation is in place.
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Old 3rd Aug 2020, 04:13
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The planes may be brand new but Skyving is as old as the Navy.....
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Old 3rd Aug 2020, 06:17
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I know Stealth is all important but they could have at least marked which hatch is the 'Pilot toilet outflow valve' ...Well punk do you feel lucky
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Old 3rd Aug 2020, 06:20
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Person approaching from right. 'What you doing? 127 is over there. Should have gone to Specsavers
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Old 3rd Aug 2020, 06:23
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Back in the day it used to need 15 men and crane to change a Lightning engine, now the yanks have slimmed down the size and weight.
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Old 3rd Aug 2020, 07:39
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Have you replaced the Starboard tyre yet? Our arms are getting tired.
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Old 3rd Aug 2020, 07:51
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"Well, if you still can't reach the pilot's watch, we're gonna have to cut the whole plane up."
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Old 3rd Aug 2020, 08:38
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Some smart ass in personnel thought it would be funny to assign everyone named Jack to VMFA 121. Well the jokes on him now.
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Old 3rd Aug 2020, 08:46
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Upon landing at Marham it was found the pilot had hovered too low over the camps at Calais. Border Force move in to take away the 3 illegals
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Old 3rd Aug 2020, 08:50
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Damm Pilot asked for a weapons check. Now where did we put the Sidewinder?
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Pre Stealth all we had to do was check the wings to see what was loaded, now we have to open the hatches. And this is 'efficient'?
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Old 3rd Aug 2020, 10:31
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The Marine Corp Interpretive Dance Unit would often break into impromptu pieces when it was least expected.
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