Caption Competition Mk II

[NutLoose]

"So you are a crack Britisher soldier, every time you bend overz you show your crack yes?"

[fdr]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

Paulus could have used you in Fall Blau, with a side order of kartoffel, und knoblauch...

[fdr]

...followng the ignominy of Enigma'a autospell changing "schwerpunkt" to "blaupunkt", resulting in ze troops attacking Bastogne with ghetto blasters instead of PAK 40 88's, General Von Runstedt desired an ironic name for "Unternehmen Wacht am Rhein" ...

[Buster Hyman]

This is World War 2 not Weight Watchers too....

[Buster Hyman]

I see zee Maginot line vas more of a circle...

[Ascend Charlie]

(Sgt thinks) "Only two more steps wif yer eyes shut, yer dumb kraut, and I will see yer fall @rse-up off the gangplank!"

[Wensleydale]

"Vere you ze inzpiration behind ze bouncing bomb?"

[Kiltrash]

Sargent Wilson, Ah welcome back Captain Mainwaring from your spying mission to Berlin, how was it?
Captain Mainwaring, well you would not believe the efficient banking system they have

[Kiltrash]

Sargent, "No coming ashore at Dover demanding our unconditional surrender is slightly off target "

[Kiltrash]

Sargent " For you Fritz the was is over, and being a Island would like to see you dig a tunnel from Dover to Calais to escape "

[Kiltrash]

Ah Doctor Strangelove, your car awaits to take you to the Airport, the Americans would like your help in devising a plan to knock out the Russians
OK Thanks, and what's your name Sargent?, Robert with a R you know R for Robert

[Ascend Charlie]

"?sdrawkcab detnirp erutcip siht si yhw, tnaegreS"

[Kiltrash]

Where did my glass of wine go at this famcy dress party?

[fdr]

Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie

"?sdrawkcab detnirp erutcip siht si yhw, tnaegreS"

Ich bin nicht rückständig, lieber englischer Schweinshund, es sind deine Augen. Wir haben Möglichkeiten, Ihr Sehvermögen zu reparieren, und können Ihren Umfang reparieren, wenn Sie es vorziehen, ohne Druck.

[racedo]

No need to ask who ate all the pies.

[racedo]

I see rationing never started for you.

[racedo]

Are there two of you in that uniform.

[racedo]

Officer at the top of the stairs said come down and look for a Fact Hunt. Think I know vot he meant.

[racedo]

War has been good for you and the twins you are expecting sargeant.

[racedo]

War is over for you German... we won.
Yes, now for the Peace as part of US Space program, better pay, more sun shine, big house, lots of girls. So Tommy, what do you have to go back to.