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Desk Staff "So, just to confirm Madam when landing in the UK you will have to stay near Liverpool for two weeks as a precaution...and then enjoy your holiday"
Passenger " Liverpool ?.....hmnmm, on second thoughts do you have any flights to North Korea still available?"
Passenger " Liverpool ?.....hmnmm, on second thoughts do you have any flights to North Korea still available?"
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Yes, I am sorry about the smell, Madam, I had to take my shoes off and my feet are a teeny bit niffy...
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Yes, we are bringing some of our old fleet back into service from years ago - the Convair Coronavirus and the Lockheed TriSARS - the crews call 'em the Plague Ships...
Avoid imitations
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"Chicken? No the takeaway is next door - this is CHECK-IN!"
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"Sleeper class is your own personal flat bed wooden box in polished mahogany with brass accoutrements and is situated in the forward freight hold."
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"Yes, we can do an isolation pod, you can see an example behind the gentleman in black"
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"Coughing or none coug....... oh i'm sorry, that's a spelling error, it should read Coffin"
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"I cannot see why you are worried about some paultry virus madam, I would be more worried that you are flying on our new 737 Max"
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"I realise you have had some bad luck madam, flu like symptoms, booked on Flybe, then having to rearrange and find you are flying out a day late by 737 Max, but at least I have some good news for you, you won't miss your cruise, as the ship has been delayed in Japan."