Caption Competition Mk II
Pilot to Examiner "Excuse me Sir, why have you got a shotgun?"
Examiner "Well, I'm not really supposed to say.....but your gonna' get an engine failure to deal with!"
Examiner "Well, I'm not really supposed to say.....but your gonna' get an engine failure to deal with!"
Ladies swooned upon seeing the arresting gear on the Naval version!
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"And for snacks we have Wagon Wheels, who would like to try one, we have limited stocks aboard."
Air to Air refuelling, quick pass the bale of hay and the big long pole.
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While on approach to Heathrow, they had to lighten the weight for landing by venting excess (used) fuel "Gardy Loo"
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While on approach to Heathrow, they had to lighten the weight for landing by venting excess (used) fuel "Gardy Loo"
Pneumatic Peroxide Blonde "I'm going to Hollywood, I am going to be famous, I am going to be on the Stage"
Flight Attendant "Well, Mam, one out of three is a good ratio"
Flight Attendant "Well, Mam, one out of three is a good ratio"
'Stable approach cleared to land'
sorry Treadigraph just noticed yours ...
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ATC ... on glideslope 20 feet left of centre line descending through 1000 feet
Pilot....I wish they would hurry up and invent radio
sorry Treadigraph just noticed yours ...
so
ATC ... on glideslope 20 feet left of centre line descending through 1000 feet
Pilot....I wish they would hurry up and invent radio
Now if only they would invent the corridor coach we would not have to stop so often on the coaching route from London to Edinburgh.
"Is inventing the Flying Horse not good enough for you?"
"Is inventing the Flying Horse not good enough for you?"
Lots of good horse puns but the judges have gone for this one from Kiltrash:
Hoskins on holiday found a old battered lamp on the beach and tried to polish it up and whoosh a genie appeared.
Oh Master I will give you 3 wishes for setting me free
1 I want to be a SkyGod
2 I want a pair of wings on my shoulder
3 I want to be hung like a donkey
The genie then did all 3 at once
The CST is on its way (by flying horse.....)
Honorable mention to Wensleydale for the Pegasus mention also
Hoskins on holiday found a old battered lamp on the beach and tried to polish it up and whoosh a genie appeared.
Oh Master I will give you 3 wishes for setting me free
1 I want to be a SkyGod
2 I want a pair of wings on my shoulder
3 I want to be hung like a donkey
The genie then did all 3 at once
The CST is on its way (by flying horse.....)
Honorable mention to Wensleydale for the Pegasus mention also