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Old 19th Feb 2020, 14:27
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"I thought..... gurgle.. gurgle... being creamed... gurgle... off..... was supposed... gurgle... gurgle.... to mean...gurgle... one was...gurgle.... at the top...of the...gurgle....class...."
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"What did you expect to drink joining the Army, one is after all the dregs of ones country"
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"You sure this is how we produce Foie Gras"
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Having had a bad previous experience with spiked drinks, Nigel thought he had found a solution
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Having had a bad previous experience with spiked drinks, Niger thought he had found a solution
“Niger?” Doesn’t look like a black Labrador to me.
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Now that HMTQ has designated more Royal duties to Wills the after Investiture party takes on a more younger feel
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Sorry all Niger was meant to be Nigel. Damm autospell ( again) I hope no one took offence ....
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Sorry all Niger was meant to be Nigel. Damm autospell ( again) I hope no one took offence ....
No problem, just teasing. No worse than your other (frequent) typos!
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Once Niger had passed the test, he was entitled to wear the coveted Beer Goggles shoulder flash.
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2024 and the Australian Pilots top up to the max with vital fluids before flying the new non stop QF1
(Ps spellchecker works this time)
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His ACR stated that Nigel was "stout in appearance..."

(...and before anyone says anything else..."He was of mild character and never bitter").
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...and that is how Harry found out that lager was regal backwards.
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Old 19th Feb 2020, 19:05
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Recently discovered picture of Buster crossing the line on his way to Australia being initiated into the court of King Neptune
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"And this concludes lesson 2 in our course for New Fathers.

"Next week, The Nappy. As usual I'll be looking for volunteers."
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Recently discovered picture of Buster crossing the line on his way from Australia being initiated into the court of King Neptune

On a side note, I still have my certificate of crossing the Equator for the first time from QANTAS back in 1973!
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Fire Chief O'Hallorhan having successfully rescued the victims from The Towering Inferno is refreshed with the only liquid found in New York
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After successful clearing his mask, the new guy was extremely pissed to find out that the instructors had used used Bud Light and the initiation didn't count.
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"Well done class. Now what are the other occasions when he should change the canister on his respirator??"
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To clear the air (ahem) for the weekend, judging will be about 12 hours hence.
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#Where's Boris? During the floods
Here I am, doing my bit to get rid of the excess water
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