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Old 10th Mar 2020, 18:08
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….Meghan...…
"You know, Harry, that it has not turned out exactly how you wanted but at least this way you have no reason to go off round the World on Royal duties and this way I will always know you are right by my side all the time. You have deleted from your phone that William, Kate, Andrew, Charles and Nannny?
Oh sorry were you concentrating on that awful Sargent?"

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Old 10th Mar 2020, 19:19
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Harry: “There are some things I will miss, but this tedious sh*t isn’t one of them.”
Megs: “Right on, babe. Fancy a McDonalds? I’m starving!”.
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Old 10th Mar 2020, 19:22
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Sgt: “That’s our Display Pilot, SSgt Hoskins, Sir.”

H: “Start running, Megs!!”
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Old 10th Mar 2020, 19:29
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Look, Sir, there’s the Air Cadet’s aircraft!
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Old 10th Mar 2020, 21:43
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While nobody was looking at him, Harry had a quick wizz on the Sergeant's boots.
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Old 10th Mar 2020, 22:15
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"The barber's shop is just over there, sir!
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Old 10th Mar 2020, 22:27
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"Idiot"!! The brief was to call her "Mam", not "Mime".
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Old 10th Mar 2020, 22:30
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The auditions for Private Fraser in the Invictus Games' opening ceremony performance of Dad's Army were not going well.
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Old 10th Mar 2020, 22:34
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"Before you go, your royal highnesses, let me just tell about the time we swapped a General's watch with a pilot's watch."
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"... and with my wee cannon, I could knock out that Range Rover from here".
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Old 10th Mar 2020, 22:46
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Scottish badge thinking "Suits you sir"
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Old 10th Mar 2020, 23:22
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Bloke on the right: Nice arse! Better than her's...
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Old 11th Mar 2020, 01:42
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Thank you for coming to our new field uniform trial, so....out there somewhere, are three troopers hidden in the new Camo pattern. See if you can find them.
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Old 11th Mar 2020, 03:01
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"Sorry, Sergeant, but that is a very poor impression of Usain Bolt!"
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Old 11th Mar 2020, 03:07
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"Interesting interpretation of a snappy salute, Sgt. Stripes, but perhaps you could practice the conventional one during your next three months as Orderly Sergeant."
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Old 11th Mar 2020, 07:32
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.....and with your help we envisage turning Buckingham Palace into a 1000 bed dormitory for the homeless in London
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Old 11th Mar 2020, 07:40
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....and if you are looking for a real worthwhile job, to help speed up traffic at junctions, intersections to you madam, we are introducing redundant Military on traffic control. As Sgt Hoskins is showing

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Old 11th Mar 2020, 07:43
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Meghan thinks, you know I am already missing Harry in his Military Uniform. Especially in bed with his spurs....
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Old 11th Mar 2020, 08:26
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Harry dear, do pay attention to the nice Sgt Furter. First, it's a jump to the left......
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Old 11th Mar 2020, 09:23
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...and if you would be so kind as to judge the inter regimental boxing contest featuring the Champion Nutloose and the challenger Buster.
and If you madam could be the ring walk girl the lads would be most appreciative. Your outfits are just over there.
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