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Old 17th Mar 2020, 20:37
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The producers of "Midsummer Murders" ensures they have a constant supply of ready made stiffs on hand to fulfil a complete season
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And if you pop your big toes through the holes in the base, you will be able to tiptoe around totally safe from the virus.
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“But I thought you put flowers in planters?”

”Yeees... that’s the other version”
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“They’re riddled with worm, the boxes ain’t that good either”
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Waiting for God(ot)
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Open your Fortune Cookie and see what pops up.
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Blind Date China style
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Well she was 21, good looking and nubile when I ordered her, should have chosen express delivery.
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If you have a bad coffin outbreak you may die.
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Things were not going well in the boxer rebellion...
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Old 18th Mar 2020, 04:06
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My girlfriend can't wrestle, but you oughta see her box...
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Old 18th Mar 2020, 04:16
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Now you know where the "Bitch in the Box" records all the turn instructions
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The extended Adams Family settle down for the night
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Old 18th Mar 2020, 06:01
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As usual, the Chinglish translation totally ruined the Socrates class...
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See!! told you I was sick!!
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Old 18th Mar 2020, 11:14
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Crematorium opens 24/7 to get through the backlog
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Old 18th Mar 2020, 11:25
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Panic buying really taking hold now.
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The prizes in Chana's version of "Take Your Pick" were not particularly popular.
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Chinese State News reported that takings were down at the Box Office.
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Sorry everyone, Mr Wong has just re read the email and it says we must all help the 'Youth in Asia' during this crisis...so everybody out again please !
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