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Old 15th Apr 2020, 12:58
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You do realise this Human Subbuteo will never catch on, they could actually play the game properly..
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Don't worry comrade...we will find the joker who put all that Viagra in your coffee, and also the sleeping tablets in Boris's coffee!

(Damn, I was beating to it in post 2505!)
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Hamstrung hamstring.

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Old 15th Apr 2020, 14:35
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Russian remake of Das Boot was a little lost in translation.
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At the Regimental dinner oh how they fought over the Chicken Wishbone
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England Rugby Coaches take Jonny Wilkinson to a army training camp. It's all in the follow through they explained
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Cough, It's all for the Regiment they explained to Major Ingram
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Swivel 13 degrees left, think I have reception, yes Vera Lynn coming through
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Ok now show us where it hurts
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During the prostate check, it should be the doctor wearing the gloves, not the patient.
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This is what 2 Metres isolation looks like.
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"No mate - its stuck. You'll have to go to Joint Operations!"
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"Unhand me, you Cad!" cried Murgatroyd, as he tried to get a leg over on Sylvester.

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No you idiot! With your right arm, One Two, Pause Up, Pause, Move.

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Ichabod Crane joins the Army.

His buddy, Donald Duck, failed the medical for some unknown reason.
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I don't mind singing "I'm a little teapot" for the CO's daughter's fifth birthday, but can we forget "Tip me up and pour me out", please?
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Judging in about 24 hours time, folks, so you can have a newie for the weekend. Keep 'em coming.
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Can we go back to Chess Comrade? I'm a little tired of Twister...
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When I said fill your boots, that wasn't what I had in mind, well, we'll soon drain that little lot back...
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and that's the 29 minutes past one o'cock position..
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