Caption Competition Mk II
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"Yes you can use a nappy liner as a mask madam , but we recommend that they haven't been used."
Yes I enjoy working here, I used to work for Monarch, Thomas Cook and Flybe, I joined a week before each of them went bust and this is my first day.
(What too soon ?)
(What too soon ?)
Love the mask, madam. Where did you get that?
It's an old thing I designed years ago - bra which turns into a gas mask.
Ah, I wondered why you were lopsided!
( BBC NEWS | Science & Environment | Gas mask bra traps Ig Nobel prize for the reference ).
It's an old thing I designed years ago - bra which turns into a gas mask.
Ah, I wondered why you were lopsided!
( BBC NEWS | Science & Environment | Gas mask bra traps Ig Nobel prize for the reference ).
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Love the mask, madam. Where did you get that?
It's an old thing I designed years ago - bra which turns into a gas mask.
Ah, I wondered why you were lopsided!
( BBC NEWS | Science & Environment | Gas mask bra traps Ig Nobel prize for the reference ).
It's an old thing I designed years ago - bra which turns into a gas mask.
Ah, I wondered why you were lopsided!
( BBC NEWS | Science & Environment | Gas mask bra traps Ig Nobel prize for the reference ).
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"Virus? Nooo...... I used the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson"
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Last edited by NutLoose; 9th Mar 2020 at 15:34.
Many thanks to all contributors, many rib ticklers there and while most are on a similar vein, the one that most made me depressed is:-
Nutty with :-
CST on its way via DHL Italy
and in true competition rules I nominate the first Loser to have been
Wensleydale with
Nutloose take it away....
Nutty with :-
I realise you have had some bad luck madam, flu like symptoms, booked on Flybe, then having to rearrange and find you are flying out a day late by 737 Max, but at least I have some good news for you, you won't miss your cruise, as the ship has been delayed in Japan."
and in true competition rules I nominate the first Loser to have been
Wensleydale with
Normally I'd show you on the computer, but it has been infected by a virus...
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Just a moment. I think you'd be better off telling that gentleman over there that she can do voice acting. Oh Mr. Weinstein.....
